Something he ate, no doubt.

And corsets were the monstrous tools of the patriarchy for about… Yeah, around 6 centuries. Then the “modern” women were liberated from the “torture instrument” and FREE!!!

I suppose he shot himself in the head… Twice.

Considering what Disney does to any older stories they can put their hands on (Hugo didn’t write the Hunchback of Notre Dame, he wrote Notre Dame de Paris, for God’s sake!), without anybody raising an eyebrow, this silliness his friggin’ stoopid.

As a 53 years old with irritable bowel syndrome, I do not even want to contemplate a thong.

And to frighten everyone even more: E.L James is the present time prophet.

He actually has a full post on the “male camel toe” on his Instagram, if you’re curious.

No, actually he’s not.

And he’s not single. Stop asking.

Depends if you’re doing things yourself or ordering it.

Why hipsters? There are historical reenactors from all ages… And all social classes, too.

Write article about Bertie, Prince of Wales… And then diss Louis XIV in half the article.

“And the father of the Year award goes to…”

No.

the way the three adults look at that kid just give me the creeps.

Oh, for f***k sake, just jerk off and leave other people alone!

I love how that family goes so fast through the money they’ve got to sell her stuff at regular intervals. Dunno about you, but the idea that one day those assholes may get a taste of their own medecine lights a warm little fire in my heart.

I appreciate what you’re saying. As a Frenchwoman, that was my history burning, and I think I’m allowed to be sad about it, even *clutch pearls* if I’m white.

Reading some art history would help, but I guess it must be hard.

Notre Dame is not the property of the catholic church, it is (as every church) the property of the State.