Ha, I wondered if someone would notice.

Depends... Does Photoshop works in real life yet? Like for that model?

Oh yeah. Want to know what will happen when that meteor (no pun intended) finally strikes? Go watch a buffet rush… You know, the “free food at official reception” kind.

Talented designer. Absolute piece of shit otherwise.

Drinking a glass of wine at 20 years old: OMG, where is the World going to?!

You should beware when a Brit… Or any member of the EU, talks about the US as “The Leader of the Free World” (with caps! ), and all it’s declinations.

Meanwhile cats: “No thanks, I got my catnip”

So, before I put on one of those, hafta go for a total deforestation down there, which, let us be honest there, NOT fun. But, necessary, since the alternative is a slow epilation one pubic hair at a time.

And let’s be honest, most Americans don’t like to cook.

Tomorow: Nobody left to do the actual work.

Give it to Barak and Michelle Obama. I’m sure they’ll do something great with it AND Donny may keel over with rage (The Tweets would be EPIC!).

A hug, sure. You know ya got a nice ad for a meat grinder right there? Giving me all sorts of ideas.

Someone with a strong stomach. I have a hunch.

Answer: Not food. Accessory at best.

Now? In this weather?

Conquest, War, Famine, Death and … Petty assholness?

“If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse”

Yes, I wonder where the poor things managed to get asylum. A sympathetic bear maybe?

Oh, I learned something, thank you.

That is not a smile. Not sure what it is, but NOT a smile.