It’s simpler than that: They just think they won’t get sick. Sickness is for peasants, and they’re better than that, aren’t they?

I’m sorry to inform you  that the Spanish toddler is dead. I think he ws buried on Monday.

When the Strauss Khan thing happened, the only thing that surprised me was that the Hotel backed the maid.

Tinned. I hope he will like the small metal box.

Donnie, Donnie, Donnie… You recruited a bunch of grifters, liars and backstabbers, because like attracts like.

Okay. Cue “enough internet for today” kitty gif.

Doughnuts.

And Atheism: I can tolerate your religious beliefs as long as you tolerate my absence of such. And not try to force feed children, BTW.

Zombie.

“I know my work helped many, many people because they’ve told me so,”

And nobody in France know who those people are, and, frankly, nobody cares.

Not sure about that wood chipper thing, I need more details: Are the children brown? or girls?

Spoiler alert: Neither are the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny. Yes, I know, you’ve seen them on TV, but that was Ivanka and Jared.

No, but they probably float… Which is a plus when building boats.

Girls laughing in cafeteria: Strip search & punishment.

I have question: What has the moon done to you so you would be so nasty to the poor thing?

But is it really a strike when you’re not getting paid?

Death is cool.

Some people should be forbidden to put words on paper.

Not looking so smug now, is he?