Maybe Chiitan I is going to enjoy retirement in a nice lake?

Good news, people!

Oh no, not many people are looking. And I’m not taking that out of my hat, studies in behavioral economics have shown that: We believe ourselves to be much more on display that we really are.

Yeah, speaking of which: If one morning she’s not here anymore, she may have decided to swim back to France. Hope she has a nice bikini under that dress, because wet drapes are a pain to swim in.

I thought you guys had abolished slavery. I obviously missed something.

Florida man, right?

“The President was having fun and joking around with his son Barron and scratched his hand,”

“Pence, a noted watercolor enthusiast”

Is this the story where dad offers his “pure, nubile daughters” to the mob knocking on his while cozying up with his new Angel buddies?

No reindeers in Mexico after Christmas?  I’ve always suspected Rudolph red nose was due to helping himself to too much eggnog and he would lose the way home one day.

Honestly, someone will have to explain to me why they do that. It’s not as if genitalia (and that covers females AND males, not matter what you think, guys) is actually aesthetically pleasing to look at.

Not my country so I may be confused, but reading this article, it looks like those “centrist Democrats” are really Republican with fakes noses. 

With”amazing chemicals”, too!

English is not my first language, and I’m not alone around here. Sarcasm can be a bit tricky to spot in writing. just sayin’

French here, same. Not that our own government isn’t trying to fuck us over, mind you… But they haven’t tried to kill us yet.

And don’t forget the dog, too! And the picket fence!... White, of course. (I’ll let you decide if that’s for the dog or the fence)

If Trump is the cat… What the HELL happened in that box?

With a roof on top?

Oh, yes, God, peace and quiet at last!

As a French woman who had the misfortune to consume it, it is my gastronomical duty to inform you that “American cheese” is, in fact, NOT cheese.