Some of America is not ready about Earth being a globe which rotate around the sun, so you may be setting the bar a little high there.

So wifey got a raise for the new year and he just got the divorce papers… And his son is stoned out of his gourd? (not that I’m blaming the kid, you’d need the good stuff to survive that sort of childhood)

Eleventh hour “résistants” saving their own asses by beating and humiliating women, often on dubious rumors,  are not good role models.

5. Am I an idiot?

Florida man gets tenderized by professional

Have you read Les Misérables? The book, I mean.

This  woman is a hero … and a far better person than I am, no doubt about that.

OOOH, now I understand all the comments about the horribles noises coming from the men’s room: Ye all got to unknot your dickins!

Not wanting to rain on your parade… No, lying, totally going to rain on parade.

“I got a hippopotamus for Chriiistmaaas,

Since were trading horror stories, I can see my fav is not there:

Is it the bacon?

And now the goldfish I keep on my desk has seen that and is now sulking in his little cave after toppling his plastic algae with an offended tail flip.

Learning how to write is wrong? How? Why?

At it’s root, Parkour (roll eyes “Parcours”if you’re going to speak French, write it correctly… Please?) is basically a stylish and efficient way to leave Mr Gendarme in the dust. I’d say the philosophy is not that of gymnastics… beautiful to watch, though, and probably tons of fun to do.

And I want to kick him in the dick. We can’t have all we want, obviously.

first thought: Guillotine.

He looks like a Bond villain at that moment when they have the upper hand. You know, just before they make that speech to reveal the whole World domination plan.

Isn’t there a saying about this? Something involving ships and rats?

It’s it that time of year when he should put on tights, a green vest and a red bonnet, and leave the department of justice for the nearest department store?