Don’t worry about being single, dear. Yeah, there’s a lot of pressure in the first pairing phase (and that has NOTHING on the first baby thing), but trust me, when the divorce wave will hit with it’s assortment of horror stories and single parenting nightmare, you’ll go back home, pet the cat… and if you’re like me,…

“Maybe” means “no”, with a side of “I don’t want to bother with the temper tantrum.”

Well, from what I can read, Pigs would be smarter.

Well, yes. Why do you ask?

Welcome to Salvador coming soon to a State near you...

Good.

Yes, of course. I’m a bit wary about those “sensitive circumstances” though. That sounds a bit too comfortably vague for my peace of mind. Isn’t any circumstance were the Police is needed sensitive per definition?

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that horror movie before...

Well, I want death penalty for big nosed chinless assholes... Guess we can’t have everything we want, then?

And call it “Unplanned Parenthood” instead, I suppose?

Woah, woah, woah, guys!

You don’t understand the concept of single payer at all, do you?

Welcome to Night Vale.

I would think that guy would have a better point in saying the restaurant business is douche country. I’ve worked 18 years in it, in France but also in other countries, and tempers can go quite hot at rush hour.

Don’t touch your boobs, and also don’t touch my guns!

Hope the best for Miss Davis, including finding a less crazy job that pays a living wage.

I hope someone is taking that little pug to a good home, too. Poor thing!

Oh. So you’re a troll then.

And before that? Zero too, puppet.

You got wrong Bible, that’s all. Look for the GOP on the cover so you know you have true word of Republican Jesus