Oh, no, not that!

Dunno who that Chuck person is, but I know what: An idiot.

Republican def of woman: Walking incubator.

“Are there lazy fucks out there who are happy living off of the government? “

Yes, but a thermos doesn’t make me spend MOAR money on electricity to keep my beverage hot... Wasting is an art, ya know.

One thing I’m very intrigued by is the incontinence thing... What has peeing in your pants got to do with the rest?

That’s not safe: Woman? sure, but is she a woman of color? or plump, or over 40? And what book is she reading? Are you sure it’s suitable material? plenty of pitfalls here...

“Dear traumatized children,

Sorry to say, but that cat is a traitor to all cat ladies out there... Are you sure it’s not a dog in disguise?

With one restriction: As long as they’re white. Because.

What is he afraid of? First, any European Party with “socialist” in it can’t kiss Great Capital’s ass hard enough these days. Second, Socialism isn’t Communism... Third, cold war has been over for a while, now, didn’t you hear? In fact, Russia is your very best friend... The very, VERY best.

Probably having a drink with Satan is more likely: After all, he did good work.

Ditch Hubby, get kitty.

Ha. The French bashing article. I was sort of waiting for it. “When in doubt, forgive the Germans and blame the French” still going strong, eh?

Because healthy people are not as easely coerced and/or frightened...

I suppose the thing is pizza sized, too?

Because they belong here?

Unbridled capitalism rewards psychopaths... When you systematically dismantle all regulations keeping them (barely) in check, this is the result.

You can call it champagne while dancing naked on a string all you want, my dears... As long as it’s not made in Champagne, it is NOT champagne.

Well, there’s kind of an unhealthy shadow on that cheekbone... Cancer or boil?