I honestly thought they’d somehow give it to Ryan Seacrest. 

As an August Leo who additional suffers from being born on the same day that rent is also do, thereby stripping me of an entire paycheck on my birthday, in the worst month of the summer, I feel seen. Thank you for the acknowledgement. 

Of course they’re not. They’re on a break.

American Fight Pickers, amirite?

The only people that should be mocked are the unvaxxed.

I don’t care how often celebrities bathe since I’m never likely to be in their sniff radii, but I’m crushed that Christina Applegate, who is very funny and who by all accounts seems like a lovely, charitable and all-around quality human, has yet more medical shit to deal with.

Twice a day is understandable in a Florida summer.  What about winter, or if you stay inside all day?

She could try dressage?

This is scientific hon - you need to provide a reason to keep it. Nothing is justified without evidence and historical use isn’t that, so what value do you think birth certificate sex fields serve?

I’m right there with you! (Eastern WA, with no AC in my apartment) The days have been bearable, for the most part, but what’s been kicking my ass lately is the high humidity at night. Used to be we got to breathe at night, but this past two weeks, while the temp dips, the humidity goes up until I end up laying there,…

Saturday Night Jukebox (post some music to share!):

Darwin pupdate: His boy has returned after a month away, and the family is nearly back together. The cats will rejoin them once their new house is finished being built.

No, they’re long divorced (2002) though they reunited briefly in 2010. He’s real POS. Kevin Federline was able to get a restraining order keeping him away from his grandsons after he got violent with one of them.

Good job! I'm coming up on 7 years no booze and from my experience the first year or so sucks, but the first 3 months are the most critical. It took me multiple tries before I cleared that hump, so from my perspective you're doing great!

Joan, sometime around this new year you mentioned in a longer (and maybe not even related) post that you were starting a sobriety journey. I’d been having a bad time and coping with alcohol, and it hadn’t occurred to me until I read your post that I could…just try to stop with the alcohol. I stopped and got help and…

Sounds like Jamie Spears is behaving irrationally. I’m concerned about his recent behavior and overall mental health, based on his behavior here. Maybe someone should step in and take the reins.

Aha! He shared it himself!

I wish I could remember what site it was, but I have seen details of his living arrangements after his first release party. It’s simply a twin bed, pushed against a wall, in a small room. It looked very dormitory or makeshift for sure, nothing luxurious as one would expect from an artist selling $30 hotdogs.

I’m not the only person that is convinced that Kanye seriously thinks he’s Jesus, right?

Why not call it “The DeSantis Variant” since if we do get it, it will almost certainly come out of Florida.