This was perfection and now I'm craving a corona

It still wouldn’t apply because pregnant people need healthcare before that baby is born. And Republicans don’t want affordable healthcare for everyone. It’s just not a solution period.

Same.

Agreed!! He’s trying to be funny and missed the mark by a mile. But it gives us a peek into his outlook on life and relationships and fucking YIKES. I mean how dated to joke that all you’re good for is opening a jar and also you might forget your wife’s birthday so she can just look back and read a dumb post on social…

I’m sorry you're going through this. I read your comments on sns and always look forward to your updates. Sending you love and good vibes. ❤️

When will animal planet start airing the pet gala, like they do with the puppy bowl?!

Grifters gon grift. I fully agree, she knew who Melania was and still took the job. She can go ahead and dish but I'm not paying to read it. 

I’m sorry you’re struggling. Finding a therapist can be a challenge, but I think it’s helpful going into therapy if you have some outcomes and expectations in mind. For example, what would you like to accomplish with therapy, what would keep you coming back, what would prevent you from coming back, etc. Knowing those…

I’m sad there wasn’t any jez coverage (that I saw, maybe I missed it) of meg thee stallion’s thot shit video. I snorted at several parts, it was funny and enjoyable. I liked WAP just fine, but this video is far better.

Anyone watch the Netflix movie Eurovision Song Contest with Will Ferrell and Rachel McAdams? It’s so stupid and bad and I’m going to watch it a 3rd time now thanks to this article.

Benniferts?

I’m so sorry for your loss

Marry me

I read an article (okay a headline) that better wrapping ends up disappointing the person who gets the gift because it sets their expectations high. So the bright side is that a bad wrap job means your gift will shine on it’s own right :D that’s what I’m telling myself anyway.

Oh no! Well in that case I'm glad no one got hurt. 

I have the same lamp! Although one of the glass shades broke last time I moved. Apartment looks very nice! I'm glad the fire was a false alarm. 

Oof that sounds so stressful but my hat is off to you for conquering Thanksgiving with that challenge! My mom ordered a stove in mid October and still hasn't gotten it yet. I hope yours arrives soon! 

You can slice squash thinly and use in place of noodles for lasagna! Some squashes are also good for pie (the sweeter ones). Butternut squash soup also freezes really well so you can make a batch and freeze in single serving portions or give to friends/family.

You know who advised mnuchin on this move? Pat fucking Toomey. That piece of shit garbage excuse of a human being. He may dislike Trump but he hates poor, sick, and/or marginalized people more. Bag of scum. 

that is BRILLIANT and I am stealing the idea for future halloween use!