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I will cop to loathing Christmas music but at least this is the first season where I finally understood why. Now that I have a nephew and spend a lot of time with him, it became staggeringly obvious that all the crappy jingles are baby music.

This was soothing, and the first article I’ve read all the way to the end in a while!  The Scarlet Letter sounds like a velvety drink x

On the other hand, putting a male president front and center, giving a robust defense of women’s rights sends a powerful message to men about their need to step up and be allies. By making it just Kamala, you risk the perception that you’re “sending the girl to deal with girl things.” Men tune that shit out in .2

The only reason she was comped the seats in the first place is because she’s famous and the TV will show her. The team doesn’t benefit by giving the seats to a “real fan”. It’s a regular season game in November, not game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Who cares?

Any Willy Wonka movie will be better than the Johnny Depp one with the stupid Jim Carrey/Michael Jackson impression or whatever that was...

If I pour it on cereal then it is milk.

Incredibly small chance? I wouldn’t put anything past this reich-wing controlled Court; they’ve already shown they don't give a shit about precedent, safety, or people’s rights.  

“I was at church a couple of weeks ago, and our pastor talked about on this issue in particular, we need to speak gently and kindly because it is such a sensitive issue and there are a range of different viewpoints on the question of life. Mine happens to evolve from my position on faith and my relationship with

Remember, she only won by roughly ~550 Votes in 2022 - Please consider donating to Adam Frisch here (every little bit helps):

I just wanna say, look – if you don’t hear it from these lips, don’t believe it. OK?”

In other news, the chair of one of DeSantis’s PACs who claimed he had a business degree turned out to be referring to a Sizzler certification course he took when he was 19. None of that is made up.

I agree. The whole “you knew what you were getting into” thing could be used against literally every employment issue there’s ever been. You don’t have to be friends with the people on this lawsuit. You don’t have to watch their shows. But just because you don’t want to be friends with them or don’t watch their show

Because “small town” is just a dog whistle for a sundown town.

Seriously. All I can figure is that the sameness makes everything seem alright. If you’re afraid of anything different, seeing the same familiar faces every day is like heaven.

Why do people romanticize small towns so much anyway?

Well it certainly beats listening to you

I’m totally okay dismissing women using some pretty classic sexism around sports.

Being successful at a sport does not qualify you to talk about larger issues in that sport. Athletic ability does not equate to the cognitive ability to understand ideas and concepts. Sure, she has personal experience for what it took for her to get there, but “the sport is masculine” and “not normal of a feminine

My behavior, while not criminal,

Taken is a movie my mom would have written if she could because it perfectly captures a human being's inability to accurately assess risk.