Oooh strap one of those folding carts on top of a remote controlled toy car and you don't even have to push it!! Ok someone give me $3200 now. 

This is hilarious and I applaud your active imagination!

I think the added publicity might be because Christina was married to Tarek El Moussa and Tarek is now with someone from (netflix show) Selling Sunset. Selling Sunset seemed like it had a ton of press for awhile, and maybe this is what’s left to fill the void? Also, Christina and Tarek’s split seemed awful so there’s…

Plenty of dead sheep ready to bleat though...

Took a road trip from Philly to St. Louis for my boyfriend’s brother’s wedding. Boyfriend and I had just moved in together, less than a month prior to the trip. The way there was ok, we stayed in shitty motels and marveled at being able to buy alcohol in Walmart (fucking Pennsylvania). On the way home we were in West…

Fucking nailed it! See also: abortion, racism, poverty to some extent...

YES. I feel your pain. I live in a city, so I thought I was used to the sound of kids screaming/playing outside. But there is one family on my block who's kids scream for hours. And they gave these screaming kids whistles. I don't know how the parents are able to put up with it because they can certainly hear it…

Oooh what brand? I love malbec

This sketch makes me laugh so hard every time, thank you

My friend asked me to let her dog out as she was newly living alone and had a long shift scheduled at work. I stopped by her place right after I got done at work to let the dog out. We were sniffing around the courtyard at her apartment complex when a dog without a leash ran up to us. I tried to call to the dog and…

I was at Costco last weekend and also bought canned chicken. Except because it’s Costco I bought 6 cans of chicken, ha! I had a craving for Buffalo chicken dip and have a few gatherings that were planned in the next month so I figured I’d make more batches. Those events might get cancelled, luckily the stuff won’t…

I didn’t know that, thanks for bringing it up.

That’s nice of you to notice them and think about how they're doing. The soup is a great idea. Hope it works out well and that your neighbor pulls through.

I feel this real hard

Asking the important questions...

What’s there to do in Boise? Well you can Google pictures of puffins while daydreaming you’re in Iceland, for one.

Excellent points as always

I use p tracker and have for about 4 years now. You can input info that would help with fertility tracking or w/e it’s called, but I ignore that stuff and only put in my period start and end date. It keeps a log of your previous periods and gives you a countdown until your next expected one. Good luck to you and your…

Make all the bread! One of the great things about Thanksgiving is leftovers, and bread can be frozen. So there won't be a bunch of waste. It's nice that you're bringing such a variety, anyone who would poo-poo it is a turd

I will try that!