Sounds amazing. I also had games outside. People seemed to enjoy them! But yeah, had booze and food immediately after the ceremony as well. 

I always called it bean bags as a kid, now everyone calls it Cornhole and it is indeed a funny word.

*fan. Apology accepted!

Affleck is not good enough for chumbawumba

It works wonders. But you have to spray it into the toilet before you go, not after. (Not everyone reads the directions...)

Please just let me have my coke and eat it too... 

Ugh, I was bullied too but it took me forever to realize it because I also had some really great friends and had fun times. But I would alsoget tripped, spit on, called a whore (before I’d ever even kissed someone) and told to kill myself. Once a boy picked up a piece of roadkill and put it in the hood of my…

Was disappointed about the lack of Stevie-ness

PSA for folks into house-peeping - check out if your city/town offers historic house tours! My city has 2, broken up by neighborhood, and people open up their homes for the public to tour. This is the second year I’ve gone and it’s such a nice time! Plus the proceeds benefit the local neighborhood associations.

That’s a lovely memory! Pumpkin spice reminds me of working at Starbucks as a teen in like, 2007 and the delicious pumpkin muffins with cream cheese centers. I'm not the biggest fan of pumpkin unless it's combined with cream cheese, then I can't get enough. And I loved working at Starbucks! God I want a muffin

Imagine this guy's confusion when he goes to Chick-fil-A and doesn't find any cow products with bad spelling

Here is what I wish I had known when I first started therapy:

Eh, 3 shots of espresso has about the same amount of caffeine as 2 cups of coffee (12 oz cups). That’s not really enough to be considered unhealthy for the average healthy adult.

I feel like it will be under water in like 5 years. Very very small islands scare me. The water is too damn close!

I was able to be around cats until I was 18-ish. My best friend growing up had them, so I was exposed regularly from the age of 5 on. I dunno. Cat dander fucks me up though.

I just commented the same thing in a thread above. I should have scrolled further!

It’s the parenthood version of "I'm a cool girl who only hangs out with guys because girls are just so much drama and makeup is dumb and I like sports and beer". 

Ooh I’ve had some good ones. I turned 18 while I was on a school trip in Spain. I live in the US, so with the drinking age in Spain being 18 it was my first time being legally allowed into a bar (although i was breaking the school rules. Which my friends and I continued to do for the entire trip.) So we told the…

Listening to that doja cat song I keep hearing "I eat that lunch meat" which I find very funny and very relatable. Pass the salami, Doja. 

Hipstro is the perfect word for that type of eatery. I'm going to one for dinner tonight but I can't help it I want poutine!!! And drinks with herbal infused liquor. Thank God the place I'm going to has normal wooden chairs!