I know very little about this process, but I sure hope Jamie Spears somehow ends up with criminal charges.

The CNN anchor’s listed his mom’s 3-bedroom, 2.5-bathroom apartment — located in Midtown East — for $1.125 million ... and it’s truly a sight to behold.

It’s very relaxing trying to converse with people who are responding to my comment- I’m able to drink my coffee in the morning while scrawling through 657 responses looking for my name.

“Yes, I could have kept a low profile, not gone on a podcast, tried to put this incident behind me, rebuild my life into something meaningful for me and others and and learn from this incident, but where’s the fun in that? So, anyway, this big scawy black man appwoached me, this widdle white woman...”

I am shocked—SHOCKED, I SAY—that both Doritos and Taco Bell feature in this discussion, and yet the discontinued Taco Bell “Taco Supreme” Doritos flavor wasn’t mentioned. They didn’t taste like Taco Bell or Doritos, but they were absolutely delicious. This is my white whale snack food.

Nabisco used to sell “Bacon Thins” in the US. They always sat on the grocery store shelf next to “Chicken in a Biskit” crackers. They were heavenly. I was seriously bummed when they were discontinued.

Love Rihanna, but can’t help feel billionaires are a mistake (aka being able to amass that kind of wealth)

Reminder that being a billionaire is inherently immoral no matter who you are.

I did it, but not like they think I did it, Cuomo is saying, in so many words. I did it, but because I didn’t mean to harm them, everyone must have experienced my behavior as innocuous.

IMO the worst thing about spicy food is the airs people give themselves over it sometimes. Not her, this is obviously a challenge, I just mean in general.

That’s a little rough on a-roid. Don’t we always roll our eyes when celebrities post things clearly written by focus groups? He’s just messing around with this post (I mean, it’s what he knows). What are you, Shannon, a Mets fan?

Wow, Ice-T’s daughter looks like him. Little Ice-Tina. 

Oh man, I forgot about butt pirate. Now I actively am going to encourage people to call me a butt pirate.

he really should have kept that one too himself. was he expecting a gold star? that’s so embarrassing. if you think about it, his daughter has probably told him to stop using that word and why it’s bad to use that word over years and years. that whole time he was walking around the house saying the f word laughing. it…

You must mean every Burger King onion ring ever made. Why even have it as an option if you're just going to screw it up? Whole generations think an onion ring is just a crunchy shell for a slimy slice of onion thanks to those monsters. 

She’s not wrong about onion rings, I hate when the entire onion comes out once you take a bite. 

It’s alright and obviously influenced by Gustav Klimt.

I know but how many people, who know Amanda’s name, can name the actual murderer and the murder victim as well.

Mining Amanda Knox’s ordeal for entertainment (by basically reproducing the story, but the names changed/serial numbers filed off,) is not new. Law & Order: SVU did it at the end of last year (Season 22, Ep. 3.) What makes Stillwater’s producers particularly classless is that they’re going around town explicitly statin…

Shades of The Green Book. People who weren’t there fabricating a story out of whole cloth, then ‘crediting inspiration’ to gain credibility where none is deserved.