Well, that does it. I’m officially disappointed in Paris Hilton.

I have Aetna and couldnt have both my endometriosis laproscopy and my Nexplanon implant in the same three month period and both be paid since they were both considered ‘surgery’. Need those hormones. That shit cant wait! Unreal! 1,2oo bucks for that matchstick. They have no idea how this disease or womens bodys in…

Maybe a prenup would help prove that she couldn’t get out of the (not yet happened) marriage and get money? And also help motive because bitches hate prenups! Idk really though I’m only an internet doctor not an internet lawyer :(

I’m so confused. I was considering an IUD and got a letter from the physician’s office saying that it could cost anywhere from like, $200 to $1,000 (idk where the fuck they got the info from tbh and it was awhile ago). Can you get an IUD for free? I’m pretty sure when I was on Nuvaring I had to pay for that too.

Dear Diary,

Disclaimer: She could very well be guilty and I’m not disputing this. But, as others have pointed out, the evidence is...weird.

Slate just published an article about how appearing happy on social media can work against you in a court of law http://www.slate.com/articles/techn… and why this is absurd besause basically we’re all a bunch of phoneys on social media. Don’t believe any of it. Certainly don’t use how someone tries to portray…

oh definitely. i can totally imagine him just poking her taint over and over while panting and being like, “you like that... don’t you... you LOVE IT’ and she’s like, waiting for it to be over

like i can’t even imagine what his dick is doing down there. i bet his wife is all like...please stop putting your dick all over my taint it’s weird. and he’s just like...........=0.................pOwned

After reading so much bad journalism and shit reporting; Diana, this is the best piece of journalism I have read in a while. Good on you!

I honestly wish it weren’t. Smith was once touted by industry insiders at “the next Scorsese.” He hasn’t declined, he’s plunged straight down.

I have also done this. Sober, even!

holy shit that guy fieri comparison is on point

i’d like to think that if i had 2 vaginas i’d know pretty early on, but i once put a tampon in when i already had one in and only noticed when i went to change it and found 2 strings sooooo

My cousin got married a few months ago and registered for a this enormous plate thing and 2 little bowls to go with it but they only had one of the bowls at the store soooo I only got them the plate thing and one bowl. I felt like a dick but everything else was in bigger sets and I couldn’t afford to buy 16 plates or…

Seems legit?

Had to be done because that shit just looks WRONG

Nailed it for my 5 year old son!

That pizza stone is so fcking heavy and whenever i do manage to get it out of the cupboard I end up with soggy crust syndrome.