I have a first-date-bowling-date with a Tinder dude tomorrow- I’m basically just like Hillary Duff, you guys!

Is it crazy that I had fantasies of having babies with Spacey? I think I watched “the negotiator” while my teenage hormones where waking up and daaamn...

What’s in the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax?

I would never let my (nonexistent) child around Kevin Spacey because I just can’t forget him in Se7en.

The Shocking and Sexy Sex Secrets of Two Secretive People: Kelly Preston and John Travolta

Fucking Penn Badgley. We get it. You took a creative writing course that one time.

This will be the defining image. When the dust has settled this image will be the defining image of the killing and the ensuing protests. This will be the image white people will patronizingly hold up to tell black people how they should act in the face of overwhelming generational adversity and oppression. I mean big…

YUP. I can’t imagine a nude run would trigger memories of rape unless the rape was specifically tied to the run. I feel like Smith doesn’t understand how triggering or something like PTSD works. It’s a very bizzarre argument for her to make.

fine as in FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! That color is amazing on her.

iiiiiiiiiiiiii dunno, if you’re expecting your bridesmaids to shell out $1000 for their dresses, the shower and the bachelorette (and then the wedding gift and the shower gift), I’m pretty sure a gift bag with a little bottle of booze and some earrings is a sweet gesture. Or, alternatively, brides could not ask/expect…

The stomach lights certain foods (like taco bell) on fire about 15 minutes after they’ve been consumed. So really the sloppy taco surprise you’re eating has very few calories. If you are wondering, I am indeed a nutritionist/very important scientist trying to get the REAL truth about healthy eating to the masses.

it’s pretty standard to give a small gift to the bridal party - I don’t like the giving of gifts to all guests - but if I shelled out for a dress and made special trips for a bridal shower and bachelorette weekend then a small gift from the bride is far from out of line.

Bud Light: The perfect beer for removing ‘no’ from your vocabulary for the night and then fervently regretting that decision in the morning

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Humans are one of the very few species that post at Jezebel.

Science time! A kilocalorie, or what you know as a calorie in food terms is the amount of energy required to heat one kilogram of water 1/100 of the way from freezing to boiling. Sounds simple, right? Nope. Nutritionists determine this value by literally setting a food item on fire inside a device called a bomb…

I never heard of Lilly Pulizter before reading articles on here about the collaboration with Target. But I find this less obnoxious than ‘luxury’ brands that just splash their logo over everything, like Coach or that god awful Louis Voitton (I’ve had too much wine to look up the spelling soooo) pattern. But maybe it’s…

I thought they had a bunch of malformed Kardashians shackled up in the basement. Or just, like, ones who are normal humans. "Mom, I don’t want to be on a reality show, I want to be an oncologist.” Get in the basement, Karson.

If you have pet stores in your area, especially independent ones, I would talk to them and see if they have trainers or referrals. Word of mouth is usually reliable. Also, you can search apdt.com (association of professional dog trainers). Look for someone who uses positive reinforcement (positive reinforcement…

This makes me so. angry. Props to you for not totally exploding. I think people who romanticize the past (in any way, whether it’s the lack of technology, ‘better’ values, whatever) are naive and fucking stupid and can’t see beyond their own lives and experiences. I’ve had to have this argument before, where someone…