HEEEEELP. I’m trying to train my dog to become less dog-aggressive. She is a total sweetheart with people, great with kids, etc. But she goes totally nuts around other dogs, snarling and growling and jumping. My boyfriend and I worked with a dog trainer today because he also has a dog and it would be nice to get them…

I miss well water :(

i agree with you...but like...less aggressively.

What in tarnation!!?? Them ain’t real pickles!! Y’all want that there kosher pickle juice fer drinkin’ up, none o’ that cock-eyed vinegar and durn hahh fructose corn syrup foolishness!! The real fermentation deal, that’s what! What was that little gal thinkin’?— that’s what I wanna know! I got me a mind to send her…

Look for Caldrea home cleaning stuff in your local stores (fancy health food stores often stock it). Their room and linen spray is better/slightly longer lasting than most, and the scents are AMAZING. All my laundry crap is their Black Coriander Lime, and it really does deposit more scent/ scent longer than Mrs…

Seems like you’re both kinda assholes.

When I worked in food service, I would frequently work with a guy who would call me a bitch, dyke, retarded, etc. I didn’t name call back and sometimes just agreed with him (“yes I’m a dyke, now what?”) but one day a shift manager overhead and pulled me aside to make sure I was okay. The kid got reprimanded. He put…

I think it's a normal household, equal to other households, but instead of a front door, there's just like ... a gaping vagina? I could be wrong; someone w/ more info can correct me.

I got a titer done about a month ago to check my immunity. It's a blood test and it takes about 2 days to get the results back. I'm fine for now, but plan to check again in a year. I think everyone should get a titer after they turn 18, and again when they're 30.

This. I went to have my annual checkup recently and the doctor asked if I'm up-to-date on all my vaccines. The last shots I had were the required ones for entering middle school and then the HPV stuff in HS. He didn't suggest I needed any others, so...woo? I had no idea adults still got vaccines.

Yeah, I worked overseas a while back and was amazed by the number if vaccines I needed updated! Good that you are almost up to date now and that it was caught for work not from getting sick.

Pretty sure the untruncated screengrab for that exchange looked like this

"What makes me human? Let's see my beating heart and these weird feelings"
"in my dick"

I have a weird thing about using paper products (it's not because I'm environmentally friendly, but I wish it was). I'm going to blame my dad for it - he's cheap about weird stuff, like paper towels. I will hardly ever use a full sheet of paper towel. I'll tell myself I only need half. I also never buy napkins and…

I dunno, those shelter dogs can be pretty ruff.

Generally in Texas, those three years are referred to as "fourth grade".

Not possible, because I don't plan on dying in St. Louis.

I loved that piece. It was really well-written. I can completely understand the frustration of the mis-attribution.

Well I don't exactly get off on bikini models myself, I like Spring Breakers for the plot because I have really bad taste.

Now I feel bad about liking Spring Breakers :(

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