Kanye I was just defending you and now you made that super gross comment about Tyga getting in early. :'(

I didn't want to do this, but he has forced me to bring out the big guns. (deep breath)

"I've had kind of a lot to drink and am defending Kanye on the internet"

I don't follow him too much, but since the "George Bush doesn't like black people" thing I just...can't ignore the fact that at least he's paying attention. Also, a few dirt bags ago, when I read he just wants to fix the pantleg of the world, I thought it was so fucking sincere and sweet. He seems passionate which is…

Bey is like "Goddamn it I could have stayed at home with Blue if I had known it would just be another baby crying."

I feel like people tend to downplay the fact that Kanye sometimes has relevant, very astute opinions on current events/pop culture. He can say some crazy shit, but I respect him and believe a lot of the time he is trying/succeeding at making a point. I don't think he's as vapid as a lot of popular musicians. In other…

From the front view I was like "meh, she really doesn't look that pregnant." Then at the side view, "HOLY HELL GET THE BABY OUT ALREADY."

"it's actually a vulva not a kitty" = perfection

We DO NOT like being dropped!!

Old enough to make me make this face about them potentially dating.

I can't even imagine the heartbreak and confusion GSA causes. Props to you for being able to open up about it.

this is making me hurt all over

noooooooooooooooope

The fact that you need to be a colossal d-bag to validate yourself is sad.

Come to Scotland. Every dungeon, stone building and outhouse has some haunting tale attached. And if it doesn't, we can make one up for you!

i am not sure if i can wear it to my office

It's me. I'm taking this one for the team. The title of Biggest Whore belongs to me and my line in perpetuity. Thus ends all debate forever of who is a bigger whore.

Respectfully

Right Honorable Agent Tremble, Biggest Whore

She needs to relax and have a drink.

that guy sounds like a bag of dicks and i'm sorry you have to work with that jerk. i'm not anti-stay at home mom either for what it's worth. parents should do what works best for their family!

Sure as hell can't talk about that kind of thing with women present.