I will turn his wife into chili and ask him how it tastes and when he complains (I'm sure he'll complain because I'm a woman with a job and not a professional stay at home lady) I'll tell him it was made with a lesser cut of meat. OOPS YOU JUST ATE YOUR WIFE.

"my kitty purred but my subconscious shook her head in disgust."

Absolutely cannot get enough of the stories on here talking about unrealistic beauty standards for babies. They kill me. That and the Arianna Grande baby conspiracy. I need all of my stories to involve outrage about fake baby problems.

I guess with Iggy busy with her feud with Papa John's, Azealia needed to kill a few hours.

UuuUuUuuUugh. So fucking sick of hearing people say "I mean THIS when I say this horribly offensive word, not the actual definition." So say a different fucking word that actually means what you're trying to say. It's really not that hard.

Dear Azealia Banks,

I'm surprised the focus isn't on them having her address rather than her phone number. I mean strangers blowing up your phone sucks and changing your number is a hassle but doable. Someone knowing your address and wanting to find you, now that's scary.

Did you guys see this

Kanye looked like he was ready to bludgeon Ryan Seacrest. I'm here for that. Im glad he dismissed the 'you have ADD' joke with "It's called thinking"

I mean...isn't this pretty similar to all of the America's Funniest Home Video clips of guys getting hit in the junk? People laugh at that stuff. I don't find it funny 9 times out of 10, but in general tons of people find that shit hilarious. I am genuinely confused about why it is wrong to laugh at the girl getting…

Yeah, it's about race, because things are never more complicated than one word.

Ugh. Tyler Perry seems so sketch that I wouldn't be surprised if he was just doing research for Madea goes to the Hospital, due out Summer 2016.

Yeah because classism, racism and sexism are so mutually exclusive and none of these things can intersect. Ugh. These discourses depend on each other and feed off one another but of course anything that makes white people feel better about themselves is the dominant narrative.

Hiya Pibber, I noticed that you mentioned having seasonal issues & are in my current "no insurance" boat. I know it's not the prescription version that you'd get from a dr- but have you ever tried a "full spectrum" light bulb or two in something like a desk lamp where you're working? You can usually get 'em at a…

Good Lorde, that must to be in the Hudson AND televised!

I hope his toupee gets a viking funeral

this happened to me with my ex boyfriend. we dated for 4.5 years and were living together. but we were on completely opposite schedules and hardly slept in the same bed anymore by the end of it. he would try to come to bed with me and i'd ask him to leave (he was super tall tho and would take up the whole bed and i…

All I can see is this:

Women are prob dreaded (by the one sole stripper or whoever she is who contributed her perspective to this article) for not tipping.... because women generally don't have as much money as men, remember, Feminist Blog?