The one thing that all children desire. CDs with over 50,000 hours of AOL, free for 45 days.

Out of curiosity, what did the person think they were donating? Music?

This story is so, so heartbreaking. I was glad to read that she will be cremated because it means they won't bury her in boy's clothes and further disrespect her wishes. But I truly doubt that's their reasoning behind the choice. Awful.

"taking stock of the old meat suit" omg dead. can't keep reading.

Man I thought she was better than that. Although I just watched all the free episodes on Hulu and saw she opened another restaurant called Pump where everything on the menu is supposed to be a gay innuendo so I guess a nice accent doesn't equal class/tact.

"1. Wronged woman lets herself into man's apartment, takes down his hollow metal curtain poles and fills them with shrimp. Re-installs poles, locks up and leaves. He goes insane over next few weeks trying to figure out where the terrible smell is coming from."

I also need verification of this because come on, Lisa Vanderpump. Come. On.

I clicked play hoping this was this, and it IS this! First time I've heard my favorite carol this year! No one ever knows what I'm talking about until I play it for them.

Good fucking god, I hate this song . But I respect your game, friend.

ugh John Mayer not necessary. I mean really

I was in a coma once. When I woke up, I was speaking English and thought I was me.

Kara, maybe its because I consider you the RBG of Shade Court, but holy shit I could not love you more.

I love Tip, always have. I'd like to see him address the black, male hip-hop artists/producers/radio hosts who seem to have only a slightly better understanding of the history of hip-hop than Azalea has.

Yes, he's back and charming but will he prosecute Cheney or Bush? No. Will he finally prosecute bankers? No. Will he go after the District Attorney who willing put a lying witness on the stand? No. Obama concedes so much that it's frustrating, but here we go again, showing off that charisma but no balls.

Best Christmas present: This year my boyfriend is taking me to St. Thomas. Cannot. Fucking. Wait. We leave Christmas eve!

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I am sick and tired of the way Jezebel consistently and repeatedly gets basic facts of the matter wrong just in an effort to make the subjects of their writing, usually male, look worse than they actually do.