Hollly moly. Whenever my dog eats something he's not supposed to, it just blocks him up for DAYS.

Posted this article above:

"It didn't always used to be this way. I used to only have sons. Things sure were different then. How merrily I used to drive down country lanes in my old Ford, periodically dodging off-road to mow down female pedestrians (you must remember I had no daughters then). Was what I did wrong? How was I to know? I had no…

I'll never stop rooting for Kim and Kanye to make it.

This is obviously a tragedy of the highest degree.

WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH, my vacations make me happy when I'm on them, but they don't put me in a permanent state of bliss and contentment for the rest of my life. WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.

At the very least it's nice to see a guy promise a girl the Future and keep his word.

I'll just let this Llama sum up how I feel on this subject...

I hope this isn't an out of place comment, but can we somehow please bring Hiddles into this?? Should I find an online photo and make him become a feminist icon too?

Next up from Big Facebook:

The "You're Married. Why Haven't You Bred?" button.

Can you believe the ball on this guy!?

He's half nuts. What's the problem?

I am confused as to how this movie is going to be feminist. Although admittedly I haven't been following what the plans are for the sequel. But I'm going to watch the shit out of it when it comes out.

There was actually an article aa few months back bout them considering a veggie burger. I think they determined that there isn't a big enough market for it though (maybe, I don't really remember). I think in other markets overseas they might have a veggie option. You're welcome in advance for the totally useless and…

I feel like the only sport I see (pictures of) celebrities watching is basketball. Why is that?

This is like the only post ever where this would be an appropriate comment.

Fix'd. I'd rather hear that from you than from some dickhead mainpage commenter going "THIS IS INDICATIVE OF THE DECLINING JOURNALISTIC STANDARDS OF THIS WEBSITE TIME FOR ME TO STOP READING IT BUT WAIT FIRST I MUST COMMENT ON EVERY ARTICLE AND SAY THE EXACT SAME THING FOR THE NEXT FIVE MONTHS."

You might be looking for bbc.com, guardian.co.uk, nytimes.com, or other sites where the results of the election in India, which are not relevant to this site, are covered.

Why does it seem like every day we have to explain to people what Dirt Bag is? It's such an easy target for people to feel superior to.

She is, but I've learned my lesson that you shouldn't assume that anything on Pinterest is what she really wants.