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If you’re scared but not afraid ok looking like a weirdo, just wear a mask (most offices have them available at their check in counter for sick patients) and wear winter gloves and don’t take them off until you get home. Then wash them.

Nooooo. Hope you feel better soon ☹️ I haven’t had the flu since college and I really really don’t want it again but I feel like this is the year I’ll get it. I got vaccinated when it came out too

Kinda feel like she did Laura Dern a favor there in the long run...

Yes, thank you! And I’m pretty sure many people in “Western culture” realize that you can still love someone after a break up. She can fuck off with the whole fake Eastern spirituality she’s trying to invoke out of nowhere.

This sounds amazing. I’ll take 72 hours of that please.

You forgot gold painted.

I’m personally offended that this is even a question. Ricky Martin, hands down no question end of story duh period.

Fuck this is scary.

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You’re responding to tomato face, a troll.

This is tomato face, a known troll.

I fucking hate Mark Wahlberg. I don’t care how long ago those assaults happened. He’s disgusting. And also a terrible actor. Fuck him.

I’m sorry you had a rough day. Congrats on the new ink though! I got 2 small pieces done on Saturday and I’m already itching to go back.

Yeah I could see that. I guess I’m just not really able to gauge the tone of her tweets. To me it sounds like she’s trying to be relatable and self deprecating. I think it’s awkward but I’m not picking up on nagging. But it’s the internet so I don’t know!

I didn’t know either. Let’s sit together and ignore her.

She’s not nagging though? She just said she thought something was happening and it wasn’t. At least that’s what the tweets say. Maybe there’s more background info but from dirt bag.... There’s no nagging. Oversharing for sure, but that’s a different issue.

Ugh that’s even more annoying because “pranksters” are usually super proud of themselves for getting one over on someone. I hope your aunt only gets presents covered in annoying glitter from now on

I think it’s fucked up when women seem more into the ring/wedding than the actual marriage, but it’s so insanely mean when someone joke proposes like that. It makes me so angry. Side note (cuz you put one too!) When I was around 8 years old I really really wanted a cat for my birthday. My parents got me one of those