Thank you

Thanks

Can you tell me who this guy is? I don’t recognize him.

My adorable pupper used to pee when excited all.the.time. she’d pee on new people or right when we got home and let her out of the crate. She grew out of it mostly. We also use a bell for her. She sometimes rings it when she wants attention (or when the neighbors dogs are out and she wants to say hi) but it’s been…

Don’t worry you’re not invited

Thank you. It was 60 today and felt very warm and nice in the sun and I had a good day. Finally felt good to be outside! 

My husband’s accents always end up turning into a weird British/Australian hybrid no matter what accent he’s attempting. It’s hilarious and I love it

I just have to jump in because I’m in Florida on a vacation I’ve been saving for for 6 months and I’m so bummed cuz the weather has suuuucked. I’m used to the cold but like...I paid a lot of money and used all my vacation time to come here expecting 75 degree weather (because that’s the freaking average!) and it was…

I looooved Nicole Richie cuz of that show. She seemed to have such dry humor. I just found her hilarious. This was so long ago though

Toilet’s

God that baby is adorable. I wanna smush his fat baby feet

Oh I know you didn’t mean murder! I’m just a weirdo. But man that punishment was always the worst when I was a kid. Sooo boring

If I pay $600 and you serve me parsnip mousse someone is getting slapped.

Ok this is super rude to vaginas

I have so many questions I don’t even know what to do and I also don’t want the answers. Ugh

This comment scared me because I watch too much forensic files and associate blanket fibers with murder. Ah!

*golf during lightening storms

She never learned how to dress for her new (alien) body

I started you cuz I thought that was funny, but I hope you don’t mean it. ❤️

Good for you and your sobriety. I hope 2018 is a wonderful year for you!