May you be blessed with a peaceful and fun New year. All that sounds like torture :(

It’s a giant grease pile. And I like a grease pile. But this seems like a lot.

I think aioli is overkill on this no matter what kind of cheese you use. But I’m not paid to design fancy sandwiches, so

Happy New year ❤️

Lol I remember it hanging in the super smoky bowling alley when I was a kid

Thanks for the suggestion!

Thank you for this! ❤️

Thank you :)

Are those fake lashes? It doesn’t say they are but they’re so big! I used to be able to get my lashes super long but after using waterproof mascara for so long I’ve taken a break and switched to regular and it just doesn’t get as good. So anyway I bought some fake lashes but haven’t tried them out yet and would still…

Laughing so hard at “dogs playing poker.” I’d like to add:

“my wife never wants to fuck me and she’s also not a good cook hahahaha!!!1!1!!” -George St. George

Eeewwww keep your tongue off my taco! ... Wait....

No, it’s just the tip!

Since I was fortunate enough to get ungreyed back during the great ungreying, I’ve been trying to pull others out. But after the whole mess of trolls stealing people’s usernames it got too complicated checking every grey comment to make sure it was the real commenter I thought it was and not a troll. (I only comment…

Thank you. Reading this article made me cranky lol. I’m tired of dicks. Let’s move onto something better

good to know, i’ll have to give those a shot!

COLD SHOULDERS CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF. every time i think i find a cute shirt it’s “WHOOPS THERES A GIANT GAP TO SHOW OFF 3 INCHES OF YOUR SHOULDER FOR NO REASON.” sorry for the caps i’m very angry

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00PBX3TN6/ref=mp_s_a_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1514350037&sr=8-3&keywords=pimple+patch&dpPl=1&dpID=31fLFV0hcvL&ref=plSrch these things are life savers. I’ve heard people say they have luck with hydrocolliod patches (those are the band aids for blisters) but for some reason the little patches…

Nah I didn’t feel the need to change what you said, I just didn’t want to read your ignorant comment twice so I summarized it without checking on the exact words you used.

Yes! I put forensic files on every night before bed. Something about murder shows soothes me. I think they just always have good narrators and there’s never a jump in volume in the show.