part of the stress of planning a wedding for me was reading all these horrible complaints about other peoples weddings (especially on weddingwire. the commenters there think basically everyone else’s wedding isn’t good enough and is an awful guest experience. i mean there are obvious ettiquette no-no’s, but damn those…

I always see pictures of her with squinty eyes and wonder if she just.... Has really small eyes? Is constantly looking into a bright light? What is up with that?!

That jlo costume is pretty good!

Canada?

The first time she brought it up because her mother asked because I’d been feeling ill for about 2 weeks after the wedding. We got together yesterday for coffee and she noticed I ordered tea and I’m usually a major coffee drinker so she brought it up again. I think she’s a bit paranoid that I’m gonna move on in life…

YES EXACTLY! why did you pause as if you were going to grant my request but then kept doing what you wanted?! I would never buy an Alexa. I’d consider a Google home. But probably won’t get one cuz I don’t really see the point.

That’s a good gift! I’m sure they appreciated it. Luckily I have an older brother who has an almost 2 year old so I’m not getting pressure from family. Yet.

I have a friend with an Alexa and I swear the thing hates me. I have to scream to get it to listen and I don’t like screaming! Maybe I should try thanking her too haha

Ok in that example that could be true!

Shit that’s really interesting! I mean, that doesn’t really demonstrate fertility though, since the pregnancy won’t be viable? Or does fertility just mean the ability to have a fertilized egg, not carry a pregnancy to term? Thank you for the info and I’m sorry about your miscarriages.

I’m not sure if I’m able to change my Google phone assistant voice thingy but if I could, I wouldn’t. I’m sick of hearing men talk. I also pretend that Google is extra helpful to me (by always doing what I ask and not something irrelevant like that Siri bitch) because I frequently thank her and tell her she’s helpful.…

Oh god yeah your mil sounds like a trip. Like can I get through my damn wedding day before you badger me about kids?! And yeah, you’re right about it being an “easy” conversation starter for acquaintences. Same with weddings. I was so sick of talking about my wedding by the time it finally rolled around I was…

It’s weird to think of what would make a woman be “super fertile.” Do you ovulate more than most women? Do you know that you have more eggs? Are you swallowing miracle grow? Whendid we decide being “super fertile” was a thing? I’ve heard it said before (and I’ve probably said it myself jokingly) but it’s a ridiculous…

I got married less than a month ago. A friend of mine has already asked if I’m pregnant TWICE. I finally went off on her last night and told her she was making me feel self conscious (cuz like, do I look pregnant, have I gained weight? Why is this a question if I’ve told you we’re not having kids right now?) Although…

I’m sure his beard is hiding a terrible secret too. He’s a fucking idiot. I hope he goes bankrupt and can’t afford his protein powder and steroids

I always wonder how some of the male top commenters get so many allies, even though many have a history of fucked up behavior. But anyway, I’m gonna shut my mouth before I’m subject to harassment and banished to the greys again.

I know who you mean and I’m kind of questioniong my memory now but I’m 99% sure it was someone else.

This video is giving me stank face

The Olsen twins or...

That was a delightful comment! :)