Some people’s favorite movie is Avatar. So, let that make your day worse.

Whoa. The least offensive and most delightful social media error I’ve ever heard of.

I remember reading a comment on this site by a guy who’s often the top comment of any given post lamenting that victims of the concert would now be subjected to Grande’s (free for victim’s) performance benefiting Manchester. People are tasteless and gross.

💕 wishing you well

Hey we all have our weird dislikes that don’t make any sense!

Damn. I would have told him that I’m fine with that as long as the men are sterilized too. Equality!

No no no see when I had my abortion it wasn’t murder. Yours is totally murder though. And you should be put to death!!1!!11!

We could call it a tough on crime bill! The crime is using guns to murder people, and we’ll be tough by severely restricting the access to buy guns.

That is definitely a bright spot. I’m glad your loved ones are ok. The blood donation center in my area said they’ve had an uptick in donations and had people ask about donating blood to Vegas. I’m in PA, so about as far as you can get from Vegas. There’s a great Mr. Rogers quote: “WhenI was a boy and I would see…

It’s been my life dream to hang out with penguins since reading Mr. Popper’s penguins in first grade but I know I’ll never realize it because it’s not right. Sigh.

Their giant claws

The town I grew up in had a problem with geese at a small pond. They found this company that has these strobe lights that are supposed to scare the geese off. Apparently these geese didn’t care and one of the local officials said something like “we just paid for these geese to have a rave at the pond” which I find…

You leave my small batch gin out of this ok

“Jaywalking: the secret downfall to the US” would be a movie I’d watch

The way she cut him off though is not a good transition. And she had enough time to throw her own retort in there. Saying “got it” to end an interview/move on is awkward and comes across as rude.

It’s Tuesday :( :( :(

i haven’t asked him about it. i’m not sure if he likes it. it’s okay but not great, it’s black ink, no color. it’s also a school picture of me that i hate so i don’t think i could ever like it lol. i maybe asked him why when he first got it, but i can’t remember his answer. he probably felt like he was losing me…

holy shit drake and i have something in common! my dad got a tattoo of my face on his arm during his midlife crisis when i was about 17. he didn’t tell me he was gonna get it, we were at the grocery store in the check out line and he said “look what i got” and lifted up his shirt sleeve. i nearly passed out.

Maybe Magnus. That would be my guess. And the brother would be Gustav? But in my mind he is named .38 special.

Dick hammer is hilarious and now I’m determined to name my firstborn that.