I keep having pregnancy dreams (nightmares really) and I don’t think this news is helping. Don’t worry, my period ended like 3 days ago so I’m not pregnant either. Cheers to us!

Idk I don’t think she’s trying to say anything about the size, it’s more like “I’m still wearing the ring, we’re good, we’re together.” but I don’t wanna watch the clip so I might be wrong.

the property brothers creep me out so i can totally see them doing this and complimenting their own hair and witticisms. yuck

I can dream ;)

Probably won’t be there in winter? But will have to turn the water off so the pipes don’t freeze.

I’m so boring that I like to pretend that absolutely all celebrity feuds are completely made up and the stars get together and laugh at how wrapped up people get in other people’s conflicts. Like in my head right now Nicki Minaj and Remy Ma are sharing popcorn in one of their home theaters and watching property…

You know you don’t come from money when your first thought is “who the fuck has time to clean that?!” Then you remember the owners pay people for that. All those windows! :O

Trump “makes” money because he’s a hard-working and smart businessman. Athletes make money because they’re privileged!

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

Dramamine might help with dizziness. I’d make a call in to your Dr and see if you can chat with someone about the meds and if/when you can expect the side affects to diminish.

I haven’t watched it yet but I heard his and novick’s interview on NPR and it definitely piqued my interest. I’ll have to find if there’s a way to stream it since I don’t have cable.

Sorry you’re feeling self conscious. That’s truly an accomplishment though! You definitely deserve those drinks :)

A lady of many pasties!

For a moment I thought you meant pasties as in nipple covers, and I thought that was an odd craft to make with your son. Ha!

I had a friend who had a very similar looking thumb. Even stranger - she had the smushiest feet imaginable. Her feet feel like that had no bones. And they had almost no arch. Now I wonder if Megan fox also has smushy feet.

Things that help me get out of me own way/mind tend to be things that make me feel like I’m expanding my world. Something as simple as strolling around a neighborhood I’ve never been to before and admiring the architecture, signing up for an art or cooking class (community colleges usually have one-night non credit…

Gorgeous! I didn’t see your comment last weekend - what’s the difference between the powder gel and regular gel? I like gel manicures but my nails grow really fast and after about a week they look like shit. I don’t think a powder gel could fix that but if it’s less expensive I could get into it.

Oh goodness I’d be worried too. Hope everything goes well for baby and your daughter.

That’s amazing! Hope everything goes as planned. Congrats!

Definitely seems like a practical joke that’s gone on for waaaay too long.