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Not saying you should try to change them, but as someone who’s been self conscious about my coffee teeth... Charcoal toothpaste is great! Sorry for the unsolicited advice. ❤️ But figured I’d leave it just in case. 

Whoa all the ettiquette stuff I’ve read says it’s rude as hell to put a dress code on an invite (I think the only exception is if it’s black tie). Show up dressed like a big bottle of wine. Complete with a cork hat.

She was nice. Seemed like a normal person lol. We just exchanged pleasantries/a little casual conversation.

I met Kailyn very briefly. That’s all I have to add.

I know I’m a day late here, but I could have written almost that exact comment about a friend I had a blowout with last weekend. She did basically the same thing - made up a bunch of shit about me, called me names and then blocked me. I hadn’t responded to her abusive and psychotic texts so the blocking was

You are amazing!

I took it to mean that you won’t get anywhere with them. Like if someone is a narcissist or a sociopath or delusional there’s no sense in arguing with them because they’ll never take any responsibility or admit their wrongs. But I could be being generous, because it’s Spencer Pratt and he’s generally not a great

Gotcha. I also have a round face and kind of a wide head. But the caps always end up being too big. Maybe I need child sized hats idk

Hmmm I feel like you want me to fail here...

That’s not true. The ingredients are pre-measured but delivered whole. So you’re still chopping the garlic, julienning the peppers and cutting the chicken into cubes. You are still following a recipe with multiple steps. Yes, you do not measure the ingredients (unless you need to divide them for different uses in the

You do cook with blue apron. You just don’t shop. If I could justify the expense I’d totally use it. But I have to go to the grocery store like a peasant.

Can you tell me how I can look effortlessly cool in a baseball cap because I wear one at the beach and end up looking like a confused dad. Your check for $2.99 is in the mail

Meal planning is annoying. This service is for people who will pay extra to not have to do that. I strongly considered blue apron, but too many of their meals seemed carb-heavy (type 1 diabetic, I don’t want to eat a grain-based dish for dinner) and I couldn’t get over the high cost per serving. But I also rarely have

The high up half pony with long waves always reminds me of a little yappy dog hair cut.

Vanessa is nearly unrecognizable to me and it’s weirding me out! I’m loving that hair though. And I’m jealous, my hair has zero volume. And I agree with Hudson’s wig. It looks like a Halloween store wig 😕

I love Watergate cake but I only had it with white or yellow cake. My great grandma used to make it. I haven’t had it in years and now I have a craving for it.

That sounds really terrible. You’re right - even when you realize letting that friend go is for the best, it still hurts. I hope you’re doing better now.

Thank you. That’s awful that your friend cut you off like that out of the blue. I’ll be ok, I’m just still really shocked that it happened. She was so vicious I’m not even really that sad, I’m angry that someone I trusted treated me that way and I wasn’t able to get a word in. Sometimes I forget how unpredictable

She was blackout drunk at my bachelorette party this weekend. It was too far for her to Uber home or even to a hotel and not safe for her to drive. I walked away from the yelling several times but that meant other friends were running interference, so I would come back to check on them. It was indeed exhausting for

Sorry that happened to you :( I agree, it’s not worth it to keep the toxic friends. It always hurts but it’s usually for the best when relationships end