This is off topic buuuuut one of my good friends and i got into a blowout fight (it was actually her just screaming at me for several hours until I finally lost my shit and told her to GTFO, but w/e) so this trailer feels good and hurts at the same time. Womp womp

Shhh don’t tell Ivanka...

I just came

Detention was such a let down after seeing the breakfast club. I walked in, hungover, stinking of stale booze and cigarettes thinking I’d meet my John Bender but nope, it was 6 hours of silence and entirely lacking in teen angst and bonding.

Yes thank you very much. Also Foo fighters. Fight me idc! Also welcome, please talk lots of shit on rhcp in the future.

I’m laughing so hard imagining unreliable butt plugs right now...

Faith American is a garbage name for a brewery. Sounds more like a retailer that would sell star spangled crucifixes.

That sounds really awesome, but a month in Italy followed by a celebration of marriage party would definitely cost more than my partner and I are able to spend on our wedding. We considered eloping and having a party afterward to celebrate, but the party afterward was going to cost us about as much as the wedding…

Thank you for sharing. I’m sorry for your experience. It’s not as limiting, but I’m a type 1 diabetic who’s just getting back into working out and trying to eat lower carb. My blood sugar has gone low at least once a day for the past 2 weeks, which means I then need to eat sugar. So then I’m breaking my low carb diet,…

That sounds nice! Mine is this weekend and I think it will be similar. I’m excited to spend some time away with my friends. I hope they’re excited about it too and not contemplating giving me lap dances, ha.

Their voices are deep and many when they do it so it doesn’t count.

Holy shit. Those people are cruel as fuck. Damn I’m sorry they did that to you :(

Thank you. I’m so sick of all the woman-centered parts of a wedding (shower, bach party, dress shopping, etc etc) getting judgemental think pieces about how we’re doing it wrong. I’m getting married in September and I can’t fucking wait so people can stop asking me about the planning, the bridesmaids can stop worrying…

Guess I should add Vietnam to the list of places I might have to move to to afford health insurance.

Clearly you don’t know many Leos...

I’m kinda drunk too, and very angry. Happy Sunday!

Or he could bite his tongue and not chalk the change up to a “loss” for boys.

Sorry that happened to you. Hit and runs suck 😞. Someone hit my car about 2 months ago, damaged the passenger door and the “moulding” (for lack of a better word) inside. My insurance covered it but I had to pay my $500 deductible and for a rental for a couple days until someone let me borrow their car. Took nearly 2…

Cacti ☺️🌵

A friend told me she went to hobby lobby yesterday and they have Christmas stuff out for sale. Add that to the list of reasons not to shop there. (Idk if they’re in the UK or not)