I love everything from that movie so post away. It was so underrated!

Don’t buy piping bags, just snip a corner off a zip lock! Ok so you might get some air bubble nonsense but it still tastes good..

You’d be my hero tbh

Donald: this is the deal, take it or leave it!

Unless you’re taking about slavery. Then it was 1,000 years ago and everyone should shut up it’s over!

Never stop reminding Republicans that they had 7 years to come up with a replacement. 7 years.

Omg have you seen the bronze? It’s gold...

Probably naps and yelling at cnn too, I mean give him a little credit.

I hope he suffers an especially painful death. I’m no longer above wishing people death, especially since they have no problem assuring I have an early one.

Yes

Especially when compared to that giant orange head

They are good at gerrymandering elections.

Omg nooooo!

I feel pretty bad for you but those kids sound like a riot so I’m sure you’re doing a good job 😄

Huge part of why I don’t want kids - I need at least 8 hours of solid sleep per night. Especially after a major event like childbirth. Maybe something changes biologically for most women, but I’d rather not find out.

Omg that sounds so upsetting. Kids scare me precisely because they can manipulate and they’re so cute so you always fall for it and also you don’t want them to get hurt or be sad and holy shit I’m way overwhelmed just thinking about it.

“kid shits his/her pants and laughs about it” shit this made ME laugh. (Obviously childless and childish)

I feel the same way, minus the sad sack part. I mean, she’s allowed to grieve so I won’t begrudge her​ that. But I hope she’s living her life and not even thinking about that awful man, because that’s really how you move on and be happy.

That thought passes through my head about far too many people far too often

Well, it’s not all that weird. The bill was too moderate for the Kochs. Don’t worry, they’re still evil AF!