What’s wrong with butt plugs? I mean, I wouldn’t have a conversation with one, but they serve a useful purpose. Unlike the Chainsmokers.

Awesome. The second season was as good as the first, which gives a lot of hope.

Weak trolling. Especially funny how you want people to get a life. Really. Like you’re not on here all the fucking time. Like it’s hard to check and see how much time you spend here, and how you spend all your time here complaining about “groupthink” or whatever smart contrarian word of the day you read on your…

You know what? I’ve googled and the expression “the happiness pump” is not common. I wonder where did they dig it up. And yeah, I do not know philosophy.

He got older. It happens. He’s nearing 60, I can only hope to look a quarter this well when I’m 58, but, of course, I never looked like Grant when he was my age either, so, well, tough luck for me.

Speaking of, if you’re not watching Dream Corp LLC, you’re missing out. It was solid in its short first season two years ago, now it’s just great.

I mean... That’s Dennis Reynolds, right?

No. It’s treacly and shitty. I used to slowly die of boredom when it came on. And I love, you know, slow music. It’s just it’s bad at it.

...Yes. Easily. A thousand times yes.

Oh well. Sorry for assuming American ignorance regarding European pop stars.

Lifehack: if you aren’t able to come up with a truly memorable name for your protagonist (see: James Bond as opposed to Jack Ryan and Jack Reacher), don’t fucking name the franchise after them. It’s mind-numbingly boring.

Pop music died in 2008, thanks to David Guetta and Akon’s “Sexy Bitch”.

Eh. The kid likes to dress up. What the fuck is wrong with that. I mean, if I got a worldwide platform, I’d just ramble on about how Community is great. He’s at least fun to look at.

Da fuck? All he said was “if you buy his book, charities get money”.

Asexual god-like superhumans, huh?...

entire TV universe that includes multiple “interlocking” Wild Cards TV shows

Sure. All women with short hair are related. And Roxette is indeed one person. Nailed it.

Röyksopp are wonderful. “Poor Leno” is one of the best “electronic” songs ever.

You sound awesome. Can we be friends?

Fuckin blasphemy.