I mean, you don’t know this guy, but he’s a famous Russian musician.

You mean Miss-Quotes? Miss-Quote November is hot!

Welcome to the AV Club, Britt Hayes. Seems like this is your very first article here. You seem cool: a nod to BoJack Horseman is always appreciated. Good luck at your new gig!

Wasn’t my point at all.

Somewhere Rabin is rolling his eyes and dusting off manic pixie dream girl.

To be fair, the new Bumblebee trailer features classic Transformers designs, which made me way too happy about that movie. It probably will suck though.

Also “Get a Grip” is a wonderful song about masturbation.

I remember Project ALF. It sold here on VHS and, I think, was first overdubbed into German and than voiced over that in Russian. What an atrocity of a movie it was, and I couldn’t believe it, because at 12 or so I had no concept of “something related to something I enjoy not being as good as that thing I enjoy”.

Nope. Doesn’t work like that. Either aliens have “powers” or they are just biologically different to people on Earth. Kara has powers because of the sun and stuff. Everybody else is not a superhero. They’re aliens. You can’t just pretend it’s the same thing as metahumans and mutants or whatever.

They’re not, but I am. Here’s a kick in the balls for you. Now eat shit.

the aide’s clearly pre-planned grabs

Early Man didn’t really work, but damn, Pirates! is one of my favorite animated movies ever. I’m amazed how often my mind turns to it and how often I end up recommending it to people (or, rather, shoving it down their throats).

I enjoyed it for the wild ride that it was. I enjoyed the billion layers of metatextuality it had going for it. I enjoyed his deeper-than-expected introspection the movie brought. I enjoyed that his mission statement eventually was “fuck it, I’ll do me”. It’s a stupidly honest movie in its pathos, and, hate it or love…

Wasn’t this a show about, like, cheating or something? This sounds... weird.

Stop fucking rebooting stuff, you lazy fuckers.

Why is the wall behind him bam-bamming at him? Sounds angry.

Wow, sad Republicans attempting to tear Axl a new one in the comments to his tweet. Self-own much?

Cool nickname, dude.

It’s worth once again noting that the “freaked out by a radio show” story was fake news.

No, that’s that Nicolas Cage movie.