Counterpoint. Every airline with economy class seating has this problem. (Or, at the very least, every airline with a route between where you are and where you need to be has this problem.) So, while the airline is absolutely the proximate cause of the problem, the situation is that we’re all sitting in this fart tube…

The he knows of.

Absolutely my favorite part of this is that the guy shoots himself and then asks everyone else if they’re okay. On the one hand, it’s kind of beautifully selfless. On the other, WTF? YOU aren’t okay!

Guns in classrooms never seem to work out.

Like you’re saying Tom Sellick’s surname and then immediately lose your train of though. “Sellick-uh”.

Some restaurant owners will even deduct credit card processing fees (usually around 2-3 percent) from a server’s tips, so a nice 18 percent tip ends up somewhere around a mediocre 15 percent tip in my pocket.

Jesus, I posted that six years ago.

Glycemic load truther. ^

I found this video of the same perpetrator in a different incident. Enjoy.

This idea:

She played Baby Bob in that!

Surely this is traceable back to Orange is the New Black.

Clay models were a thing in that era. You undoubtedly saw them in Doom (‘93).

Good guesses.

Oh, fuck you.

Not sure when this Temple opened, but this open letter to the Kansas School Board was posted in January of ‘05.

I’m ready to smash that.

I live in Colorado. You can often see these dangling when you’re behind a school bus. Pretty amazing yet simple system.