I’m definitely, 100% not a demon. That’s not how I was raised. But, still, #NotAllDemons #RedUndeadMatter
Easier guideline: Don’t mess with people or animals who are doing their jobs.
I scrolled down with a knot in my stomach, expecting someone to have said something horrible about her laugh. Yours was the top post. All stars for you!
These help. A lot.
These help. A lot.
Please don’t call them “National Anthem Protesters”. They are protesting racially motivated violence by the state.
Who the hell mixes Tobacco into their weed?
Also a veteran. Undersigned.
You should also remove your hat [. . .] during movies
I can hear the conversation now. “Son, I raised you better than this. You have to say, ‘This isn’t me.’ and ‘I wasn’t raised like that.’ and try to mindfuck everyone into thinking that this is somehow not your fault.”
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
Zaphod’s attention however was elsewhere. His attention was riveted on the ship standing next to Hotblack Desiato’s limo. His mouths hung open.
Surely this is so that the contents of the cubby don’t become projectiles in the case of a crash, not so your shit doesn’t fall out when you’re off-roading your Civic.
Sounds like Oprah wasn’t Oprah yet.
You know they pack a headphone adapter in the box, right?
CaptainJanewaysCoffee is right.
Can you explain how or why this would be?