An instant read thermometer will change your meat game. There’s a reason that the “doneness” of meat is referred to as the “temperature”.

This would be pretty different from how an automatic transmission works. What you describe would be more of a manual with a robot that can take over gear selection and shifting. Which, of course, answers to the description, “automatic transmission”, but isn’t at all what is normally described by the term.

Colorado is a Spanish word. Which means it is unpronounceable by Texans.

“If [this] were true we would all be out of work because productivity has been increasing for two centuries.” — Alex Tbarrok, Bartley J. Madden Chair in Economics, George Mason University

Best use of italics I’ve seen in days. Kudos.

How are people so stupid they voted for or even still support this clown.

The Jezebel version will focus on this bit:

Whoop-whoop, that’s the sound of the beets.

Why is it their job to protect the racist member at the expense of their member (I presume) who was the victim of this act?

How else is Jesus supposed to come again?

That was just a bit from the movie UHF.

If the public will is there, then Republicans will cross the aisle.

I would be 100% in favor of this, but only if the class was required by the law to be called, “A Stopgap That Should not be Necessary to Keep Yourself From Being Murdered by the Police (not the band).”

100% agree.

I do. Stock WRX, which calls for it.

COPS DON’T SHOOT LEGALLY ARMED WHITE GUYS IN THEIR CARS, DUMBASS

I can’t think of a instance where the NRA defended (or argues, or made noise about) a legally armed white guy who was shot in his car by cops.

If he was “drinking the Tesla koolaid” wouldn’t he have put his hands on the wheel when his actual Tesla told him to?

Have you been paying attention? If they get him under oath he is eff-you-see-kay FUCKED. He will SAY ANYTHING, which is a CRIME if it is sworn testimony and provably untrue!