Surely there is a mechanical aspect to how this works with salt.

Being from Denver, and having lived in the South (so, brutally dry to brutally humid) I believe that the rice thing works. I have not done a double-blind, properly controlled experiment, subjected to peer review and published in a reputable scholarly journal. But, man, salt doesn't pour for shit in the South unless…

I've installed OS X on a class 10 SD card. I do not recommend it. PAINFULLY slow.

You might want to check the dose on your anxiety meds. You and your three biggest friends couldn't crush a coffee mug while pressing down evenly on the entire rim.

You might want to check the dose on your anxiety meds. You and your three biggest friends couldn't crush a coffee…

I posted the full quote on Facebook. (With link and attribution!)

Still, this is the beginning of a story we've all seen before with Pinktober, LIVESTRONG, and even the incredibly important but eventually coopted AIDS ribbon. What begins as a push for change becomes an invisible force telling us that we must buy specific items and wear certain logos so we can feel better about…

Mea maxima culpa.

Combining the horrors of drowning and being eaten alive? I like your style.

. . . those are tigers.

Precisely what I've been searching for. Ordered. Thanks!

Precisely what I've been searching for. Ordered. Thanks!

I believe that to do dangerous things on stage is morally and artistically wrong. — Penn Jillette

Oh god, what does she think is happening in her mirrors?!

I expect that she has no problem on the way in, but is baffled to find the knob on the other side of the door on the way out.

That's muscle memory. This is actual idiocy.

We know that is wrong, but it's actually pretty clever and rational.

Half naked? I'm pretty sure that jeans + shoes + belt = cocktail attire in TJ.

Allow me to formally register my fourth order whine.

I can't figure out if this reply features too much irony or not enough self-awareness.

The real real problem with Facebook is that I don't give a shit about your kids, and I damn sure don't care about your dogs.

Changing lanes is harder when you're chatting on your cell phone.