The roads are icy this morning. They were clear and dry on the 19th. Ever been to Colorado? The roads are dry most days of Winter . . .

I am a child of the '70s. My family had a microbus. As the story goes, my dad bought an extended warranty when he bought the car. (Used, I suppose.) There was some sort of error, and they sold him a warranty that went beyond the planned end of life of service parts stock.

It looks like this thing targets the weapons systems on hostile boats. What stops me from mounting retroreflectors on my weapons?

Relevant: Not all cops are bad people. Not all cops are racist. But all cops are liars. That's just a fact.

I call it Fox Force Five, but that's just because I really like Pulp Fiction.

I've actually only ever used the glyphs that were packed in. The Powerex are still in the box.

I've actually only ever used the glyphs that were packed in. The Powerex are still in the box.

In fairness, they have really nice gravel.

Raise your hand if you also have Powerex AAs with the skins removed . . .

Raise your hand if you also have Powerex AAs with the skins removed . . .

These are the same clowns that brought us "swatting", right? They're real brave on a phone or the internet.

It doesn't dry it out? This sounds amazing. Do you have any more info on just what this does?

What if he has a friend with one of these driving in front of him?

This is pretty much my initial reaction. He did mention, however, that the wing is equipped with a 'chute of its own. And the wing appears to be directly towed in addition to the hand held tow rope.

Do you mean again? If not, you might want to read a book.

Sure! Just slap a mine plow on there!

The Oatmeal did a version that is less directly similar, but more contextually equivalent.

Fucked.

I wrote an episode a month or two ago, just for my own amusement. One of my favorite moments is when I have Sgt. Getraer blurt out, apropos of nothing, "I'm Chris Pine's father."

"Towed jumper" was my greatest nightmare in jump school. *shudder*

Can you explain your theory under which the government should have absolute authority over what a person puts in his or her body?

The industrial equivalent of DHCP is . . . DHCP.