I think you meant to say "Mr. Rogers sweater".

If you're going to sue someone you totally should personally email them about it first. Any competent lawyer will tell you that.

Fascinating! I edited my post to rephrase as a question, and I'm quite glad I did.

Now you're just gilding the lily.

Wouldn't it have been done by a mohel if it was for religious reasons?

I can attest to this. I made some sort of deal with a friend of mine (who is a dedicated CrossFit person) to go to an introductory class. I'm very fat and hate exercise. (I used to be super fit, and hated exercise then, too.) And I have zero patience for the "bro mentality".

It's easy if you try.

And you question how I get my kicks?!

I have to say that Jalopnik readers are weirdly riled up by the merest hint of the idea that someone is having fun with his or her butthole.

I think your butthole is safe as long as it isn't studded with diamonds.

People can and have died wearing a seat belt.

I think my reaction was that the claim was so insane. Like if I said, "Why would you build a house with bricks? They're so . . . light weight."

Who wants to masturbate with something so…easily broken?

But what would the minimum number of flairs be? And do you really want to just do the minimum?

Didn't see the other post. Didn't mean to pile on. :-)

I think you're confusing right to work and at will employment.

Are you a Penn & Teller fan? Or a Penny Arcade fan? Or is there some fandom with awareness of Desert Bus that I don't know about? (Normal people don't know about Desert Bus.)

Shit. I'd rather die in the S-Class than be seen in the Smart.

Doggles? Or Floyd Pepper's dog?