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That's fair enough.

I know. Also, it wasn't bulletproof.

I guess his Ninety-Eight wasn't so hard to chase. Now he's gonna get his.

+10 tenacity

The neglect I can understand. But putting a receiver on a sports car is actively insane.

Am I having another stroke, or is there a hitch receiver on there?

This may be the best thing I've ever read.

A 'gay bar' is in contrast to a 'normal bar'

It isn't the use of the word "gay". It is a perfectly useful word.

Congratulations! You seem to be the only person on Earth who has never felt marginalized.

We're still on Christmas Break. But we're coming soon . . .

"preferable married to how wants the jeep"

Ah, so it doesn't help the US auto makers, it appears to help them.

I can't tell if you're fucking with me.

I'm struggling to express my frustration with this nonsense constructively.

That was my first thought as well. Though, if I recall correctly, the bear in Carnivàle was a circus bear. (And, of course, Carnivàle is set before this occurred!)