My reaction, too. If someone hits my mother I'm not going to follow that person on Twitter. Bizarre.

That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.

You stole my reply ;-)

Crown condoms are a Japanese brand suitable for the modestly endowed gentleman, and are also popular with horse-cocked porn stars.

The only thing that dude ever did for me was have a fever dream about Cpt. Carter splashing around in a tight top.

Bend over and I'll show you!

Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?

. . . ?

I doubt it.

Blame me. I am very seriously considering a WRX as my next car. The single thing that I really had reservations about was being a 40-year-old dude in a 20-year-old's car. Solved.

You're really shooting the moon, aren't you?

Lustfully? Or lustily? If you're going to call yourself a professional writer, you really ought to own a dictionary.

Please do clarify for me. Use small words.

Any person who thinks that it is okay to give himself comfort at the expense of causing another person physical pain because he "paid for it" is a FUCKING MONSTER.

I want to give this 1000 stars.

Photo Credit: Darth Vader's Gynecologist

I'll just leave this here: http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/11/23/al-…

In Korea it is something like "Uh?" Or "Eh?" as well. If you can connect Spain and Korea linguistically, I'm all ears!

Ah! I couldn't figure out why I was supposed to give a shit. Thanks!

It's sitting on Goodyear Eagles in the pic.