I think that evolution means the mutation of a cell or groupings of cells in order for a life form to adapt to its environment, which is the definition of evolution

The lack of timestamps makes it hard to tell how 'rehearsed' this was or what was 'at the ready'. For all we know, it took him a week to come up with that response.

Registries are mostly to avoid duplicate gifts. No one needs 5 toaster ovens.

Is this actually a trend? Or something that some photo studio told some "journalist" was a trend in an attempt to try to make it happen?

Am I the only one curious about the picture next to hers? It appears to be a bathroom mirror selfie of someone in a betty boop bathrobe...

Same problem, just marker on your arms/sleeves instead of dust.

Well they were together, it's not like she was snooping through his mail. :)

To his father actually, but she was the one who opened the box.

It's definitely worse when you know it's his sister as it happens, than when you find out after the fact.

Socialism doesn't usually come in the form of a loan with an interest rate.

Yes, a friend of mine had twins at about 5 months and they are both healthy 3 year olds now.

What do you think would happen if you had been shooting that bb gun outside of class, without supervision, on school grounds?

Didn't know what she was doing? She just randomly mixed drain cleaner with aluminum foil in a sealed container?

I didn't say anything about whether or not it was or should be criminal. I said I didn't buy her story about making a volcano.

Sorry, I still don't buy the story. It sounds made up after the fact. Why, if she was making a 'volcano', did she screw the cap on the bottle?

This may sound bad for NJ, but the real question is, how many are doing the same thing in every other state too? Is NJ above average or below?

I'm assuming the giant junk is the joke, the rest of him is based on the game.

You make it sound completely innocent there in the first paragraph, but it wasn't an accident in chem class or anything, she made a bottle bomb with drain cleaner at 7am outside the school.

Did the study include parents who don't clean the pacifiers at all? I suspect it's less about the licking, and more about the not sterilizing.

When he says white people are being disenfranchised, I think he means "I don't know what disenfranchised means."