“To be fair, it’s more of an annular eclipse because Io’s shadow is not even close to covering Jupiter’s entire surface.”

Uhh.... How is it not called "E-Camino"?!

I actually think she was perfect for that role.  A girl who grew up with celebrity siblings who were praised by their father, meanwhile she was literally brainwashed by her sister into thinking she’s ordinary.  A perfect role for ordinary old Ellen Page.

Mandatory“Just friggin’ finish the Texas Super Collider” post.

“The hills are alive with the sound of, AAAAAHHHHHHH!”

Dont really need to remember the login...it was a YAHOO! property...there are plenty of lists available on the net that I should be able to just look up my credentials on.

So, they add a moustache to a Superman rather than CG one out.

I love both Chidi and Eleanor and Tahani and Eleanor. Can we compromise and just have all three get together?

“Is it even legal to refuse us” Jesus Lord, are you serious? And 15 pounds is not a small dog. I have small dogs (5 pounds, 8 pounds). I tried an empty dog friendly patio once, never again.

Fossi is the lawyer and director for Stewart Rahr’s tax avoidance foundation. Rahr made his billion by scamming the American medical system through overcharging for drugs.

No offense, but maybe the title should have been:

“We failed to consider that too many male nerds weren’t shunned for their intelligence, but for the spite and self-pity and bitter control fantasies that underpin their entire personality. A haircut and an IPO can’t fix that.”

Obligatory: Fuck Ajit Pai

Spider-man didn’t tease Thor 3. Thor 3 skipped Black Panther and went straight to IW.

“See, Captain, how the Reality stone distorts and warps your body. Can you survive with chest muscles twice as thick as a man’s? Can you even stand on those weird, pointy feet I’ve given you? And how many teeth does a person even have, anyway? Probably...about a billion.”

Okay. Everyone take a breath and let’s consider this.

Virtually 100% of US adults have had an active cell phone on their person, or within a foot of their person, nearly 24/7/365 for over 20 years. If cell phones caused cancer, we would know it by now.

Yes, cigarette companies denied the link to cancer for years and…

“We have Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman in the same movie....but a movie with a giant ant playing drums is still going to make more money than Justice League. What did we do wrong?” cried many Warner Brother executives.

Isn’t there any actor/actress that you just can’t stand and you have no good reason for feeling that way?

Pretty sure his beard took the brunt of that car and he’s totally fine.

I can’t wait to hear the gasps from the audience when it’s revealed that Aretha Franklin has the soul stone