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Google isn’t your friend, is it? Like you two had a bad breakup and now you don’t even acknowledge each other’s existence?  Google definitely got the better end of that stick, didn’t they?

Check fraud is far more common than credit card or ACH or wire fraud, combined. Checks are the rotary phone to the ACH smartphone. They’re outdated and should be abandoned entirely because of their oversized negatives.

I’ve only ever had one, an ‘81 Cutlass Brougham.. smooth as a cloud driving, luxurious, and red AF on the inside.

It boggles my mind that paper checks are still a thing.

Even if I intend to go to Seattle, I’ll fly into PDX.  They know how to keep Portland weird.

Where does it state it was an electric car? The Drive only mentions electric cars in the stupidity of Hertz charging for gas on an electric rental, even the original source One Mile at a Time doesn’t mention the car brand or engine type.

80s Oldsmobile red?

Even if that were true, he still stomped the gas instead of the brake which is what caused the actual accident, and then fled the scene.  Innocent people rarely run.

What ISN’T tougher than a bag of nails? Tissue paper? Eggs? Skin?

I can’t stop seeing a rabbit in that grill.

Can’t wait for Leon to implode the economy, maybe it will get so bad that houses become affordable again. 

Despite many, many, many warnings from my dad, I ran out of gas in my first car, an Oldsmobile Cutlass Brougham diesel engine.  Never did get it to run right after that, eventually donated it to one of those Cars for Kidney charities.

The weirdest thing about this article is all the comments from people that are too fucking lazy to walk to the other side of the car. OH NO! DON’T MAKE ME WALK AN EXTRA EIGHT FUCKING FEET!

This was a state case, presidents can only pardon federal cases.

They know what they’ve got, and should keep it.  ND.

He’s about twelve cylinders short of a V3.

I’d load up the passenger seat with gas cans, just to make sure it explodes when I crash it.

Jimmy Carter was so right, and we basically ignored him until long after he was out of office.

Yep, when I hear the word ‘flea’ I definitely think of ‘cute’ and not ‘itchy, annoying, and diseaselike’.

Probably faster than today’s NP/ND car.