Classic.

You mean milliseconds, right?  Right?

That’s $10k more on a $50k car only if he does the 20% tariff. If he gets his 2000% tariff it’ll add $950k on a $50k car.

Does being a fucking prick come naturally, or do you really have to put your back into it?  OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW DARE YOU MISTAKE A V6 FOR A FLAT 6!!!!111!!!!!111!!!!!!!! OMGWTFBBQ! 

IMO, the new ones definitely beat the snot out of the old ones in looks, and in utility. The old one scraped front and back offroading, which is why the new one has more clearance.

Maybe his bone spurs kept him out of that semester.

What happened to the other 973,000 reservations?  1 million reservations is an impressive number, the 97.3% of them canceling before getting the vehicle is even more impressive, in a bad way.

That brain dead moron still thinks tariffs would be paid by Mexico, just like his wall.

Yeah, that kind of Forester is when I started thinking they’d actually put more than half a second of thought into the design.

Is it the lighting or the fading into black that makes that pink look awfully purple?

“I like that Dark Brandon idea, I’m gonna steal it.”

I’m the opposite. I like the newer Subaru’s. I hate shoeboxes on wheels, the Element, Soul, and old Foresters are just plain boring AF to look at, it’s not charming to me, it’s lazy designing.

Eye no wut eye’v gott!

Corn dog?  Looks more like an egg roll.

Looks comfortable and sturdy.

Shoulda hired someone else to do it, like Smollett, then you could at least pretend for a few weeks like you were a victim before the “attackers” get caught and rat you out.

ND, the more modern Forester’s look nice, but this one is just a shoebox with wheels and an engine.

A Cessna flying in a restricted zone is a threat, but a drone of unknown origin isn’t? That’s some pretty derpin derp right there.

“Despite his stark warning for rival automakers, Tavares and Stellantis have invested heavily in a variety of powertrain options for its models.”

I’ve never been blinded by emergency lights.  Maybe you should see an optometrist?