So if i were to head down to Alabama and shoot these asshole cops and lawyers, it would be their faults because they started it. Right?!? Asking for a friend...

This. I will if I have to, but there are better candidates out there.

I'm not taking another four goddamn years of Trump because our side is scared of settling for the lesser of two evils again.

I don’t fucking care. And you know why? Because just yesterday McConnell stated with a snarky laugh that should a seat open up on the Supreme Court next year he will ignore what he said when Obama appointed Merrick Garland and jam someone through. The Right has been weaponizing the courts for years while we Dems and…

Ok, which bath bombs are you using that make his eczema better?  (asking for myself!!!)

When did you go? Because the times I’ve seen it, (three times) I saw someone who was having a great time, laughing, talking to the audience, and didn’t look at all like a circus animal who is being made to perform.

Two words - epsom salt. Trust me on this one. Increases the soothing factor of the bath 10-fold.

Seriously. I don’t like apertifs generally, but there is NOTHING wrong with a Capri Sun after soccer practice (with the caveat that it must be chilled. Warm Capri Sun is gross).

When do we reach peak streaming? How many services can the average viewer reasonably adopt?

Exactly! I know people that love wrap dresses, I’ve seen people look cute it them. So, sometimes I’ll see a cute one and go “it’s my turn to look good!”....then the boobs come out and refuse to be wrapped.

And he would have had a better chance of finding a girlfriend while incarcerated. Ironically.

Does it mean Adele will have a new album??  Because I will pre-order right now.

I’m sure they must as I had them!

size 11 checking in, remembering fondly that my steve madden chunky suede loafers were my absolute favorite shoe for years and they came in my size and it was the best. 

Property-obsessed voyeurs such as myself, you’re welcome:

They aren’t sociopaths. They’re teenagers. Their brains are literally terrible at assessing risk and making safe decisions at times like this because we don’t really get full faculty on that until we’re 25 or so. Some of us never do, I reckon.

uh, what?

I’d be wearing that expression to if I was currently in Congress sifting through all of this administration’s bullshit

L’IDIOT

Ayanna Pressley is a master of the slightly arched brow and nearly pursed lip.