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oh come on. he knew!

It makes no difference you damn simpleton. An adult human is not allowed to be inside another human’s body without the 2nd human’s consent. That’s called rape. So if you want to call unwanted fetus a miniature rapist, go ahead.

I’m curious though, when you’re “six weeks pregnant” your embryo is not actually six weeks old, you didn’t even have the sex that created the embryo until four weeks ago. Anyone who has been pregnant or knows anything about this knows you count from the date of your last period. The pregnancy likely won’t even show up

Technically, it’s not even a fetus yet, not until 8 weeks. At 6 weeks it’s an embryo the size of a pea.

True, I was v disappointed to find out he actually sucks. But I also feel like Andy as a character doesn’t hold up that well. Not such a fan of man-children these days.

I actually took away something else from the documentary - I’d only ever heard the much vaguer stories of Bundy, as handsome/charming/intelligent. While I completely agree that the documentary virtually ignores and dehumanizes the victims, I think it actually demystifies Bundy to some extent.

I started watching the Netflix doc about him last night and I can’t stop thinking about if my daughter (or anyone) was beaten, raped, murdered, and disappeared, how I would feel if she went long forgotten and her murderer went on to become a pop culture icon who all anyone can say about him is how perplexing it was

I’ve seen them at my grocery store as of last week so they’re still findable - they may be leftovers from last Valentine’s Day but I’m sure those things could survive a nuclear apocalypse intact. 

without having to imagine his his penis

I’m tempted to get a degree in embryology (a class I failed in high school) so I can move to wherever Sophia’s embryos are stored, get a job there, and accidentally trip over the freezer plug, pulling it out of the wall. Or maybe someone can stage a heist like in that SVU episode where the crazy christian lady has the

My parenting advice after becoming one: not much can’t be fixed with a healthy bowl and a hot shower.

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If the host doesn’t end up being Gritty, I will be fucking pissed.

I’m 1 minute 23 seconds in and this is the broiest bro that ever broed a bro

Lol. Yup, it is! If it’s a verb, it’s almost always “affect”.

Your choices are:

This will have no effect on any of our lives.

Or

This will affect none of our lives.

Since this is a post about books and reading, I will go ahead and be a grammar pedant. It is “affect”.

She already addressed this on IG yesterday and said they’ll be going up to size 40 very soon. Can we find something else to be enraged about?

Yes.

I think it gets the point across really well. That white background is what they're relying on. 

STFU, and eat your avocado toast, twerp!