I’m so tired of bursting into tears at every Disney remake lately, but here we are.

Yes. But WE WILL IF WE HAVE TO.

They absolutely did. I had them. It was one of the things I loved most about Steve Madden in 8th grade, when no one else carried my size.

It is not correct. Let it go. 

My grocery store has a giant display of them. I have a giant bag of them in my car. They’re definitely available. And taste just fine. 

It’s not about the dude. I totally get where she’s coming from here. 

Slow. Fucking. Clap. 🙌🏼

I feel like it’s a pretty unnecessary prediction at this point. If you’re not sure what side you stand on, we’re all screwed. Even my republican friends don’t want to be associated with the label these days. 

It’s the WORST. All I can hear is his I LIKE BEER voice when I read it. 

Have you tried Rothy’s flats? Not the pointy toed ones, obviously. The nice stretchy round toe ones are super light, and breathable and washable so you don’t have to wear socks, which are the only things worse than shoes. If I can’t wear flip flops, I have those on. They’re pricey, but if I HAVE to wear shoes, that’s…

I dunno. Lemonade is some excellent company when I’m on deadline and feeling like I can’t deal

My fucking phone keeps kicking me out. Apologies if I post this twice.

Having also been in this situation, I understand your confusion. It’s a difficult line. I’ve been taken advantage of. I don’t look back and call it rape, however.

My husband assumes Paul was fucking the guy’s wife.

My dad has a horrible story about my little sister barreling into him for a hug a couple hours post op. (It may have been me, TBH, now that I consider the time line...let’s leave it as her.)

You’re much kinder in your replies to assholes questioning your hubby than I would be.

I mean, I didn’t say she was good at being a human. Just good at her job. She’s a shitty human being.

I find her to be incredibly good at her job.

I had a D&C 2 years ago when I found out I had miscarried 4 weeks earlier. Bonus: It came with a $20 (TWENTY) co pay. Do. Not. Get. Me. Started. On abortion care in this country. It’s the SAME procedure. But I got the good drugs and got to be put under. For TWENTY DOLLARS.

I’m 36 and a mom of two very (mostly) littles so I hear you. And you are better than I cause I WANT TO KNOW!