We had to break my son of the paci habit at 3 because my/his dentist basically shamed me into it.

I'm totally aghast right now.

Oh. Em. Gee. I had so many excuses why I don’t run (namely a bum knee) but you have just given me my new favorite. Holy. Hell.

Wait. Is runner’s shits a god honest THING?

Do all insurances cover it? I’m trying to decide if prison medical coverage could be considered a medical insurance. If it’s not a standard covered procedure, then I don’t know that I think inmates need to receive more comprehensive medical coverage than some non criminals receive, regardless of what that treatment is…

I agree. Not providing hormones would be cruel and unusual but paying for the surgery itself- if this is someone without a life sentence-is a trickier path for me.

So was I. I don’t even know how many times I watched it. Or why, more importantly.

Right? That movie was like Real Estate Porn.

I would go every time just cause I bet she has great booze there.

I do not believe Jessa Duggar watches football.

Harrison. She's in the lake behind their overly gorgeous house.

Literally. Because we’ll live FOREVER.

I have so much popcorn ready for Thursday.

Electronics? I'm wondering the same thing. You'd have a damn full cart otherwise.

I used them for three years with my son and swear by them. Worked better than pampers for me for blowouts, really aren’t any more expensive if you do the bundle, and nice and thin so they aren't sitting on a marshmallow. Worth trying to see what works for your kid. Everyone has their own experiences.

I could write a book about the human snot and bacteria emerging from my toddler at the moment, but that doesn't mean I need to name it and keep it as a companion.

I feel like they do not understand that when we refer to fetal organs we are are well aware they are fetal humans.

I’m sitting with my 3 year old trying not to cry laughing while he is all up in my face asking what’s so funny. Thanks for that.

So, like everything else that comes out of his mouth, then.

I was so very confused by this quote. Did we think we grow something other than humans in our uteri back then? Science has truly come a long way.