Thank you. Always glad I’m not the only old relying on the internets to understand non-words.

Everything I’ve read about it says totally not this. She and Kasey are homies. And everyone knows Kasey wrote it so I’m not sure how she “stole” anything.

Well, Bigs was a crip and Pac was neither, so obviously she had to put his name in both colors and Biggie in blue. She could have chosen green. So it’s a gang thing. Obviously. OBVIOUSLY.

Miserable is pretty awesome. But Pageant Material is the most fun. Dime Store Cowgirl could be commercial enough...

I don’t know. I have Kacey’s two albums on repeat around here, and I kind of love that I just shuffle the tracks and it’s like one long, delightfully stoned sass fest. Biscuits should totally not be the first release though. I hear you on that one.

When I think of this movie all I can think of is a skateboard and “no tengo piernas.” (Sp).

There’s no real way to say how big a baby will be-my doc said mine would be well over 8 pounds and he was barely 7 even a week late. So she may not have been expecting a 10 pounder. But that’s beside the point. If you’re going into labor and contractions are close (and a mother of three like her would know if she were…

I had to read the Rita Ora line like three times until I understood that she and Tommy Hilfiger did not have a son together.

I bought a pair of $300 prescription sunglasses once. Took less than 3 months to lose them. I now swear by the $16 Target rack. Cute AND sturdy. I can’t see, but I can’t tell if that’s my eyes or the scratches that inevitably cover them a week later. I had a hard case. My dog ate it. I tried soft cases. My son stepped…

I’m contemplating everything I know in life right now. These two aren’t interchangeable? Or did you make that up. I thought they were both like Moose. Singular and plural.

TABLOIDS ARENT RELIABLE NEWS SOURCES?????

Oh, of course. It’s more a oh, Cam. Don’t do it just cause the hubs wants them. (That’s what this super legit news source is implying) It’s hard enough when you both want them and haven’t just changed your mind suddenly. She's got a life she seems to enjoy immensely. (I miss that life like 6 days a week and I always…

I’m taking Cameron baby news with a giant salt lick. Hasn’t she been clear she didn’t want kids? I mean, if she just needed the right guy, cool, I get that, I guess. But it’s a pretty big 180 to make at 42. I always cringe a little when I hear about people who claim to never want them and give that up after dragging…

It’s not a good font mix.

My parents had a potluck for their reception in their best friends’ back yard. It’s been 40 years. I say go for it.

Yes. I commented the same thing. We wanted this. Did this. Would do again a million times.

Side note: fight like hell for pre-ceremony photos. You can still get “reaction” shots and everyone is in less of hurry and you don’t screw your guests over by making them wait an hour+ before the reception, milling around bored when they came to SEE YOU and all that shit. We did it and it was the BEST decision. Pull…

And the only kind of dessert my 3 year old will eat. But without the frosting. Vanilla cake. Vanilla ice cream. That is all.

I would rather just not eat it then. Buh.

Are you in Ca? That's how we make it too.