Pickled beets are the bomb. Beet juice? Absolute dirt and sadness. Well described.

I’m sorry, what? Your own mom?

I’m always impressed by cloth diaper parents. We tried it for 3 months and were like NOPE. Though had we tried it at older than the infant stage it may have gone better.

I’m with you. I live in a suburban area and did use my stroller a fair amount for walks and stuff, but traded it in for an umbrella model as soon as he was big enough. (Sometimes it’s necessary. He didn’t like the sling. He wanted to SEE.) He’s going to be almost 4 when #2 gets here and I’m getting crap from people…

Of course it’s more or less useful depending on your lifestyle. It's also about status in a lot of cases, but that's the personality, and you can find that on either side of the lifestyle spectrum.

Where’s the super depressing report detailing the percentage rate changes of women now caring for unwanted children because they live in a state with neither contraception access nor abortion access?

Don’t forget about the song letting her abusive dad die in a tornado.

We’re going to need a review and excerpts from this book, obvs.

I love to sing along with that song full volume when I'm pissy though.

Of COURSE it’s better. Passed out sluts can’t tell on you, either. (And are totally asking for it. They passed out IN FRONT OF YOU.)

I’m going to go meet two women I got hooked up with via a meetup.com group tomorrow. I’ve stooped to online blind -friending. I’m nervous but excited. It’s totally like dating.

But you would walk, so it wouldn’t count. Bonus if you walk WHILE eating. Calories consumed while moving are null.

My father in law always sends me a bouquet for Mother’s Day. His son does not think of such things. This is the same man who, when I asked why he didn’t think to do the same for my first Mother’s Day, replied “because I got you a baby.” Maybe it skips generations.

Most J names. Jason, Justin, Jeremy...

Drunk adults on a flight are far worse than upset babies on flights. Hands down. Ever flown to or from Vegas? Ughhhhhhhhh. Now THATS a reason to drive.

THANK YOU. I just cannot make those monstrosities cute in any possible way.

Yup. I’m all for them. I was so stoked when they came back with the vengeance last year. Tevas, however, are for river rafting. Or, like, camping. I do not go river rafting, (do not get me started on camping) and therefore they are not only obscene, they are completely pointless.

My best friend has referred to any weird undateable guy as a Teva since the late 90s and I hope she never stops.

I could not when I responded.

No, we don’t have any restrictions...I’m not sure why that map is saying otherwise.