Nah, It’s California. We’ve got this.

WTF, Mark’s Mom? You cannot take a party- at the OG of all places-away from Mark so haphazardly. Does she not know you at all?

Well yeah, I wouldn’t have given her wine without knowing first that she liked it. And it’s certainly not my kid in time out every afternoon. If it were, I would have added a massage certificate. And possibly vodka.

Like a BevMo gift card? I would do that. I gave my son’s daycare provider a bottle of wine for Christmas. I figure I know he makes me want to drink, so it’s only fair to assume the same for others.

I don’t think it’s something people do on purpose. It’s just a sign of laziness. Unless they’re hosing it off as a cleaning method. Which is so much more satisfying than than using a broom, I can't lie. I don't do either, cause I live smack dab in draught central, but I'm not gonna pretend I don't want to.

My mom is 63 and I cannot even fathom this. She gladly takes my 3 year old whenever she possibly can, and then gladly hands him back to me to go golf, travel, garden, and sleep. The way a retired grandma should.

I’m a designer, so I’ve actually done it both ways-I did cards for my own wedding (on metal prongs, coming out of wheat grass, because I am insane and my mother offered to do the grunt work and it did look beautiful) and posters for clients...posters are infinitely easier and the guests do not *honestly* give a crap…

It’s still helpful for a buffet. Otherwise you inevitable have some peeps like, wandering around, sadly trying to see who they can sit with like it’s junior high. I’m 100% for always assigning a table-you just don’t need to assign the seat if it’s buffet.

I don’t even care. If I got married on a damn farm and there was a donkey roaming around, a floral crown on it is fucking adorable. I’m more shocked he didn’t eat it.

You might. I hope you don't. You do you, mama.

I think it was one of the first ones if I remember correctly.

Hey, hey, if you don't want a ranch or large house in any desirable county, there's plenty that's only slightly too expensive here! Then again, those counties are the ones more likely to think Texas has great politics. It's really unfair.

Now that I’m thinking about it, I don’t know if Ive ever made a SL recipe. I just like to watch her show with a martini in hard, alternating feeling smug with myself for using less cans of ingredients than she does and fist pumping that she just doesn’t give a single shit that she’s opening half her meal.

Wrong there too!!

Everywhere I’ve lived here in CA is rife with them. Seriously what’s up with that?

I currently have a 3 year old. Let me tell you. His trucks hold conventions.

I’ve been following the Mayhem IG account for awhile and I never get a creepy mom vibe. I believe the mom is a photographer and the daughter (whom she only refers to by nickname to protect her identity as best she can) started doing the paper dresses long ago cause she seems to love it. Mom obviously helps cause…

I cannot sit like a lady. Like, I’m currently slumped down with my legs sprawled like a dude on public transportation.

I totally have a $40 limit for wedding gifts for non-best friends (they get bumped up to $60). And I am 100% ok with that.

I noticed who didn’t get us gifts, but it was primarily single guy friends (to be expected, IMO, and who cares), and people who I would have thought would definitely get us gifts-Aunts, etc. And I only noticed those because I was terrified they had actually sent us something that got lost, etc. and they were going to…